I changed the chords to make it sound right in standard. First tab. Enjoy.
Standard: EADGBe
     



F                        C/G
here come your pride and joy
                 Dm                  Bb
the comic little drunk you call your boy
G                Bb
making everybody smile
F                    C/G
partakes your pretty plan
                   Dm           Bb
and then becomes a disappearing man
G              Bb   C/G 
after a little while
                    Dm             B?
i saw you with your makeup running down
    Bb              G   Bb
now whats that all about
C                      Dm      B?
you say you don't want anyone around
           Bb   B?   Bb    G
cos you're all cleaned out
F                  C/G
you toss the empty beer
                 Dm             Bb
not really as composed as you appear
   G        Bb
an icicle inside
F                    C/G
wearing clothes that clash
                  Dm               Bb
wondering is this treasure is this trash
G               Bb    C/G
still trying to decide
              Dm                    B?
and about 5 o'clock here comes your clown
         Bb                 G   Bb
with the foot he's throwing down
C                                 Dm      B?
but all you say is you don't want anyone around
     Bb   B?   Bb
come not right now
            Gm         F
there ain't nothin' to drink
    Gm          F           G/C   C  C/E
you don't wanna think about it
F                     G/C
i'm sorry you seem so stung
                            Dm                Bb
and i'm sorry you think you have to hold your tongue
            G             Bb
when you're so pretty and smart
F                     C/G
i'm seeing you caving in
          Dm                 Bb
becoming afraid of all these men
     G                 Bb    C/G
that you've given your heart
                    Dm             B?
i saw you with your makeup running down
    Bb              G   Bb
now whats that all about
C                      Dm      B?
you say you don't want anyone around
           Bb   B?   Bb
cos you're all cleaned out
Bb   B?   Bb
all cleaned out
Bb   B?   Bb