DmStep (xx0231@1)right up
BbWe (x1333x@1)bring to you the finest entertainment
A7And (x02020@1)I am pleased to be your humble servant
Dm (xx0231@1) A7Accept (x02020@1)our hospitality, indulge in abnormality
DmStep (xx0231@1)right up
BbWe've (x1333x@1)something here for everyone's enjoyment
A7I (x02020@1)do this as a gift, not for employment
Dm (xx0231@1) A7A (x02020@1)portrait of insanity, approached with pure humanity
D (xx0232@1) ACome (x02220@1)see our girls, crazy girls
D/F# (200232@1) D7 (xx0212@1) AIf (x02220@1)you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride
Em (022000@1) B5Those (x244xx@1)girls, crazy girls
D (xx0232@1) A7 (x02020@1) D7 (xx0212@1) They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal
D (xx0232@1) ATickets (x02220@1)cheap, it's a crime
D/F# (200232@1) D7 (xx0212@1) AAnd (x02220@1)they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime
Em (022000@1) A7 (x02020@1) DTo (xx0232@1)see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Em (022000@1) A7 (x02020@1) DCome (xx0232@1)see the girls, girls, girls
D (xx0232@1) E7Some (020130@1)of them are really quite attractive as you see
A7 (x02020@1) DSome (xx0232@1)are truly hideous, I'm sure that you'll agree
Em (022000@1) A7 (x02020@1) DWhile (xx0232@1)others still look rather quite a lot like you and me
E (022100@1) A7But (x02020@1)you mustn't let them fool you, just one more rule
D (xx0232@1) E7You (020130@1)shouldn't look this one too long in the eye
A7 (x02020@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)that one, let's just keep walking by
Em (022000@1) A7 (x02020@1) DThese (xx0232@1)ain't no ordinary girls, and we've a steady supply
Em (022000@1) A7 (x02020@1) DGrab (xx0232@1)another cup of tea, and follow me
D (xx0232@1) ATo (x02220@1)see our girls, crazy girls
D/F# (200232@1) D7 (xx0212@1) AIf (x02220@1)you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride
Em (022000@1) B5Those (x244xx@1)girls, crazy girls
D (xx0232@1) A7 (x02020@1) D7 (xx0212@1) They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal
D (xx0232@1) ATickets (x02220@1)cheap, it's a crime
D/F# (200232@1) D7 (xx0212@1) AAnd (x02220@1)they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime
Em (022000@1) A7 (x02020@1) DTo (xx0232@1)see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Em (022000@1) A7 (x02020@1) DCome (xx0232@1)see the girls, girls, girls
D (xx0232@1) E7Now, (020130@1)has anybody any clever questions for your guide
E (022100@1) A7 (x02020@1) D7For (xx0212@1)a penny more, go on and ask, we have nothing here to hide.
Quiet down! You, sir?
D (xx0232@1) E7If (020130@1)insanity's primarily a femininish malady,
A7 (x02020@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)no one's doubting that for it's a scientific fact,
Em (022000@1) A7 (x02020@1) DThen (xx0232@1)according to the medics, are they faultier genetics?
E (022100@1) A7Are (x02020@1)they born with this disease, or is it something they contract?
D (xx0232@1) E7It's (020130@1)all to do with reproductive organs
A7 (x02020@1) DWhich (xx0232@1)are naturally unstable in a dame
Em (022000@1) A7 (x02020@1) DYou (xx0232@1)see, from lunar we have lunacy and lunatic and loony
E (022100@1) A7And (x02020@1)they're always ovulating by the cycle of the moony
DI (xx0232@1)have a question (shoot!)
E7Has (020130@1)any patient ever been released
A7 (x02020@1) DWould (xx0232@1)you send her home if her bizarre behavior would decrease?
Em (022000@1) A7 (x02020@1) DFor (xx0232@1)the good of our society, they oughtn't reproduce
E (022100@1) A7So (x02020@1)while they may pretend propriety, we'll never let them loose
D (xx0232@1) ACome (x02220@1)see the girls, crazy girls
D/F# (200232@1) D7 (xx0212@1) AIf (x02220@1)you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride
Em (022000@1) B5Those (x244xx@1)girls, crazy girls
D (xx0232@1) A7 (x02020@1) D7 (xx0212@1) They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal
D (xx0232@1) ATickets (x02220@1)cheap, it's a crime
D/F# (200232@1) D7 (xx0212@1) AAnd (x02220@1)they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime
Em (022000@1) A7 (x02020@1) DTo (xx0232@1)see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Em (022000@1) A7 (x02020@1) DCome (xx0232@1)see the girls, girls, girls
Some are born mad
Some achieve madness
Some have madness thrust upon them
This is the real thing my friends, 100 percent, authentic, mentally-ill
Except no imitations
For a little extra on the side, you can arrange
For a slightly more intimate encounter, wink wink
For a tuppence, just a tuppence, a handful of pills to feed the inmates
We've got pills for depression, obsession, agression, possession, indiscretion,
But there's a bloody pill for everything nowadays
AHow (x02220@1)big is a lady's brain?
Em (022000@1) E7 (020130@1) D7It's (xx0212@1)really very, very small, a simple thought is quite a strain
EmThis (022000@1)seems just a bit inhumane
E (022100@1) E7 (020130@1) D7It's (xx0212@1)just a simple little shock, it doesn't cause her any pain
D (xx0232@1) E7They're (020130@1)really more like animals than people
A7 (x02020@1) DWhich, (xx0232@1)as we've proven, haven't any souls at all.
Em (022000@1) A7 (x02020@1) DThe (xx0232@1)only bits that aren't inferior are bosom and posterior
E (022100@1) A7And (x02020@1)these are only useful in a seedy music hall
D (xx0232@1) E7They (020130@1)don't bite, well they might
A7 (x02020@1) DI (xx0232@1)say this one does look hungry tonight
Em (022000@1) A7So (x02020@1)get your picture with an inmate
DBut (xx0232@1)be sure she's locked up tight
EThey're (022100@1)practically wild sir
A7 (x02020@1) Protect your child sir
D (xx0232@1) E7They (020130@1)don't recall the taste of freedom
A7 (x02020@1) DThey're (xx0232@1)just happy if we feed them
Em (022000@1) A7So (x02020@1)point and laugh, it isn't bad
DThey (xx0232@1)oughtn't mind because they're mad!
E (022100@1) A7If (x02020@1)you haven't got a dime, toss us your pearls
You're welcome to enjoy
D (xx0232@1) AOur (x02220@1)girls, crazy girls
D/F# (200232@1) D7 (xx0212@1) AIf (x02220@1)you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride
Em (022000@1) B5Those (x244xx@1)girls, crazy girls
D (xx0232@1) A7 (x02020@1) D7 (xx0212@1) They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal
D (xx0232@1) ATickets (x02220@1)cheap, it's a crime
D/F# (200232@1) D7 (xx0212@1) AAnd (x02220@1)they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime
Em (022000@1) A7 (x02020@1) DTo (xx0232@1)see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Em (022000@1) A7 (x02020@1) DCome (xx0232@1)see the girls, girls, girls
Em (022000@1) A7 (x02020@1) DI've (xx0232@1)got a lot more words to say, but I just can't make them rhyme
Em (022000@1) A7 (x02020@1) DSo (xx0232@1)ladies, let this be a lesson to you, keep your hair uncut
Em (022000@1) A7Your (x02020@1)corsets tight, your morals high
DYour (xx0232@1)knitting neat, your yappers shut
Em (022000@1) A7This (x02020@1)is what comes of over-educating,
D (xx0232@1) Emmentally (022000@1)over-stimulating,
A7too (x02020@1)much serious conversating,
D (xx0232@1) Emorganized (022000@1)religion-hating,
A7sinful (x02020@1)over-copulating,
D (xx0232@1) Emmarriage (022000@1)without procreating,
A7 (x02020@1)
girl-on-girl caught lesbiating,
D (xx0232@1) Emshe (022000@1)was caught while masturbating,
A7they (x02020@1)all mind manipulating,
D (xx0232@1) Emchronically (022000@1)hallucinating,
A7certainly (x02020@1)there's no debating,
D (xx0232@1) Emsome (022000@1)we just find fascinating,
A7women's (x02020@1)rights facilitating,
D (xx0232@1) Emindependent (022000@1)thought creating,
A7she (x02020@1)just may be complicating,
D (xx0232@1) D7get (xx0212@1)your money out, we're waiting
To see those
EmGirls! (022000@1) A7Girls! (x02020@1) DGirls! (xx0232@1)
