Verse:

C                    G
God is a middle aged woman
            F
With planets for earrings
             C            G                 C
And international date lines at the corners of her eyes 


and these chords repeat for the verse until...!

Chorus:
    F                        C
But oh God won't you just say hello
F                           C     G
Oh God you can take it real slow 


And then after a while we have the bridge and outro:

F C    F       C     F     C       G
Ah, so beautiful on the patio at night
F C    F       C            F     C       G
Ah, so wonderful, how did I not see it before? 

C  G  F
Oh God!