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If I were rich enough
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To make you need me as much as I need you
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If I could pitch enough
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You'd realize what a little country bread can do
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Well, if my ma had come very far
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And if my pa was an oil-rig big-wig around our money town

If I were rich enough
To give you entertainment in the manner that you've been accustomed to
If I could stitch enough
I'd save you nine and throw in a Dixie too
Well, if I knew that you'd give me good times too
And if I knew that the loved one that I love loved me too
If I were rich enough
To make you need me too
If I were rich enough
To see you pretty, looking like a scene I'd dream
If you were bitch enough
You'd leave me here, a king without a queen
Well, if you do, if you leave your little boy blue
If you do, I'll shut you and you'll shout and you'll know it too
If I were rich enough
To have a . . . for every single day I'll wake
And if I acted rough
You'd want me more than just for wanting's sake
Mmmmm , that ain't so, I'll always be this way
Feelings grow, do the time when the sun shines then we'll know
If I were rich enough
To make you need me too