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  And the sign said "Long-haired freaky people need not apply" 
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  So I tucked my hair up under my hat, and I went in to ask him why 
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  He said "You look like a fine, upstanding young man, I think you'll do" 
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  So I took off my hat and said "Imagine that! Heh, me workin' for you!" 
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    Whoa, sign sign everywhere a sign 
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    Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind 
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    Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign? 
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  And the sign said anybody caught trespassin' would be shot out of sight 
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  So I jumped on the fence and I yelled at the house 
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  "Hey, what gives you the right? 
 
  You put up a fence to keep me out but to keep Mother Nature in, 
 
  If God was here he'd tell you to your face, "Man you're some kind of sinner!" 
 

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  Now hey there mister can't you read? 
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  You gotta have a shirt and tie to get a seat 
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  You can't even watch, no you can't even 
   
 
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  You ain't supposed to be here........ 
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  Sign said you got to have a membership card to get inside...Uhhh! 
 
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  And the sign said "Everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and pray" 
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  But when they passed around the plate and they emptied it all 
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  I didn't have a penny to pay 
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  So I got me a pen and a paper, and I made up my own little sign 
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  I said "Thank you Lord for thinkin' about me, I'm alive and doin' fine!" 
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  Signs, signs, everywhere signs 
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  Blockin' up the scenery, messin' my mind 
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  Do this, don't do that 
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  Can't you read the signs
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 Signs, signs, everywhere signs 
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 Blockin' up the scenery, messin' my mind 
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 Do this, don't do that 
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 Can't you read the signs