Intro: G5

G5
Come on, now get your ass out of bed
G5
You heard what the man said
G5                    A5
The crew is already gone
        B5                                F5                  C5 G5
We were all kinda high, but man what were you on?

G5 
Tried to take a shuttle to Spain
G5
They kicked me off the plane
G5                          A5
I guess I'll go to Japan
              B5                                            F5                   C5 G5
Where it all looks the same when you stump for the man

D5
And down in the valley we crawl in the alley
        A5
Who knew the 101 was so long?
    Bb5                                     C5                              G5
Before you get sold, you get bought for a song

G5
Sake in aluminum cans
G5
It fell in the wrong hands
G5                                         A5
And now we're chewing the scene
    B5                           F5               C5    G5
Stumbling out of the Lexington Queen

G5
Walking through a German hotel
G5
And not walking very well
G5                        A5
I gotta get to the van
   B5                                     F5            C5  G5
Excuse me, I'm weaving as fast as I can

D5    
And Tom won't admit he got lost in the city
        A5
He's saying that the directions are wrong
    Bb5                                     C5                         G5
Before you get sold, you get bought for a song 
    Bb5                                     C5                         G5
Before you get sold, you get bought for a song 

G5 G5 G5 A5 B5 F5 C5 G5 x 2 (Same as verse)

D5
And down in the valley we crawl in the alley
        A5
Who knew the 101 was so long?
    Bb5                                     C5                              G5
Before you get sold, you get bought for a song
    Bb5                                     C5                              G5
Before you get sold, you get bought for a song
    Bb5                                     C5                              G5
Before you get sold, you get bought for a song


Then play G5 till the end.