Tom: C5

C5   
Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
A5
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
D5
My car is fast, my teeth is shiny
G5
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie


C5  
Here I am at a famous school
A5
I'm dressin' sharp 'n' I'm actin' cool
D5
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
G5
Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her


   F5
Oh God I am the American dream
  C5                A5
I do not think I'm too extreme
          F5               G5
An' I'm a handsome son of a bitch
G5
I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich
                  G5
(Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job)


C5  
Women's Liberation
A5
Came creepin' across the nation
D5
I tell you people I was not ready
G5
When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie
C5  
She made a little speech then,
A5
Aw, she tried to make me say "when"
D5
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
G5
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick


   F5
Oh God I am the American dream
  C5                A5
But now I smell like Vaseline
          F5               G5
An' I'm a miserable son of a bitch
G5
Am I a boy or a lady...I don't know which
            G5
(I wonder wonder, wonder, wonder)


C5
So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit
A5
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
D5
Got a job doin' radio promo
G5
An' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
C5
Eventually me 'n' a friend
A5
Sorta drifted along into S&M
D5
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
G5
'Long as I gets a little golden shower


   F5
Oh God I am the American dream
  C5                A5
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
          F5               G5
An' I'll do anything to get ahead
G5
I lay awake nights sayin', "Thank you, Fred!"
   F5
Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic!
  C5                A5
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
          F5               G5
And my name is Bobby Brown
          F5               G5
Watch me now, I'm goin down,
          F5               G5
And my name is Bobby Brown
          F5               G5
Watch me now, I'm goin down, 

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