Tom: Eb5

Intro: Cb5 Gb5  E5

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  Who put fifty tons of shit on the Foreign Office roof?
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   Who suffers from nine known diseases?
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      Who gets up in the morning when the sun comes up
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And make their beds of paper clips and bus tickets
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All around their heads
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Who congregate around Tra - falgar Square
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  Taking pot shots at the tourists
          C5
Oh you've got to watch out
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When you wander round the square in the morning
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   Cause they're everywhere, they're everywhere.


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Here we have an honest man, a civil servant to boot
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He lived high up in the Ministry
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And when he wished to make a point, he knew just what to do
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   His window ledges were all covered in grease
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I want them out of here
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He said to me, I want them gone
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Be - cause you see,   oh don't you see
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None of us are getting any younger
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You've got to follow your nose
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And if it tells you that you've got to go
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Well that's because   they're everywhere, they're everywhere...


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So we called in those men, those horrible men
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And set them to work on the rooftops
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You see their van is very plain, and I know they're too ashamed
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To wear their "by-appointment" badges any-more
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Sometimes they use Vaseline, sometimes they use the pill
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   I've often seen them with a gun
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But as the years go by, old habits seem to die
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And nowadays they knockatize them all
          C5
Oh you've got to watch out
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As you wander 'round the Square in the morning
F5
   They're everywhere, they're everywhere.


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