TITLE: I'm Not Edward Cullen
ALBUM: This Machine Pwns N00bs
MUSIC AND LYRICS: Hank Green
ORIGINAL ARTISTS: Hank and Katherine Green
TRANSCRIPTION: Andrew Marsden
This is a relatively easy song, I'd say.
C-tuning (gCEA)
F 2010
C 0003
G 0232
C7 0001
G7 0212
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HANK:
VERSE:
F C F C
The hidden moon is rising over Forks, Washington,
F C G
And suddenly you shy away from my body's warmth.
F C F C
My muscles are hard as I can make 'em, but that's not enough for you,
F C G C
You want me to be cold and hard like a moving marble statue.
BRIDGE:
G C
The only thing that you think you need,
G C
Is the one thing that I can never be.
CHORUS:
C C7
You don't love me 'cause I'm not Edward Cullen
F G7
I can wear sparkly make-up and act all brave and sullen,
C C7
But you can't help but realise these are golden contacts in my eyes,
F G7 C
So you think you can't be the one and only girl for me.
LINK: C
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KATHERINE:
VERSE:
F C F C
Only one man can protect me from harm,
F C G
Plus a hundred years of investment made him richer than God.
F C F C
For a century he saved his virginity for me,
F C G C
And I know all about that girl you scored with in two thousand three.
BRIDGE:
G C
He's the only man that I can't resist,
G C
And you can't convince me he does not exist.
CHORUS:
C C7
I can't love you 'cause you're not Edward Cullen.
F G7
You can wear sparkly make-up and act all brave and sullen,
C C7
But I can't help but realise those are golden contacts in your eyes,
F G7 C
So you can never be the one and only boy for me.
LINK: C
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DUET:
VERSE:
F C F C
H: It's so superficial that you love his fancy cars.
F C G
K: But Edward Cullen also never ever has to fart.
F C F C
H: I hope some day his child will rip its way out of your womb.
F C G C
K: Give up now and we can still be friends; I'll never fall in love with you.
BRIDGE:
G C
H: The only thing that you think you need,
K: The only thing that I rea - lly need,
G C
H: Is the one thing that I can never be.
K: Is the one thing that you can never be.
CHORUS:
C C7
H: You don't love me 'cause I'm not Edward Cullen.
K: I can't love you 'cause you're not Edward Cullen.
F G7
H: I can wear sparkly make-up and act all brave and sullen,
K: You can wear sparkly make-up and act all brave and sullen,
C C7
H: But you can't help but realise these are golden contacts in my eyes,
K: But I can't help but realise those are golden contacts in your eyes,
F G7 C
H: So you think you can't be the one and only girl for me.
K: So you can ne - ver be the one and only boy for me.
OUTRO: C
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I think this is pretty much accurate. You can play around with the C/C7 and G/G7s, if you want.
It's really down to interpretation now.
Rate, favourite or comment or whatever.
And as they say in my home town, Don't Forget to Be Awesome.
- Andrew
