GI (320003@1)wake up in my race-car bed
Dtame (xx0232@1)the puff that's on my head
Emmy (022000@1)feet are cold as they hit the floor
C (x32010@1)                    DI (xx0232@1)don't think I'm home anymore
GJohn (320003@1)shouts, "Hank, I don't mean to scare ya,
Dbut (xx0232@1)I think we woke up in Nerdfighteria.
Emsettle (022000@1)down now, clear the area,
C (x32010@1)               Dthen (xx0232@1)look out the window."

Em (022000@1)                                      C'cause (x32010@1)I don't know what it is that I can see.
Em (022000@1)                            Dthis (xx0232@1)place is like the internet, but it's all in 3-D.

G (320003@1)               D (xx0232@1)              C (x32010@1)name="chord_xx0212@1">D7
there's no place that I'd rather be
G (320003@1)         D (xx0232@1)          C (x32010@1)   Fthan (133211@1)living here with my nerdy friends
G (320003@1)    D (xx0232@1)   C (x32010@1)   D7making (xx0212@1)videos happily
G (320003@1)        D (xx0232@1)   C (x32010@1) Fon (133211@1)Nerdfighteria Island

Gdressing (320003@1)up like I did in high school,
Dtaking (xx0232@1)sexy photographs,
Emtalking (022000@1)of women who like men
C (x32010@1)               Dand (xx0232@1)giraffes who like giraffes
Glet's (320003@1)go down to Nerdfighteria City
Dwhere (xx0232@1)the roads are paved with Peeps
Emand (022000@1)everyone is so witty
C (x32010@1)                   Dand (xx0232@1)there are no perverted creeps

Em (022000@1)                                      C'cause (x32010@1)I don't know what it is that I can see.
Em (022000@1)                            Dthis (xx0232@1)place is like the internet, but it's all in 3-D.

G (320003@1)              D (xx0232@1)             C (x32010@1)name="chord_xx0212@1">D7
there's nothing that I'd rather eat
G (320003@1)              D (xx0232@1)    C (x32010@1) Fthan (133211@1)foods that perfectly blend
G (320003@1)          D (xx0232@1)                C (x32010@1)name="chord_xx0212@1">D7
god I love smoothies made of meat
G (320003@1)        D (xx0232@1)   C (x32010@1) Fon (133211@1)Nerdfighteria Island

Gthere's (320003@1)certain rules you should obey,
     Dlike (xx0232@1)don't ever FTBA,
Emand (022000@1)now I come to think of it,
C (x32010@1)                       Dlet's (xx0232@1)take the worldsuck down a bit.
Gwe (320003@1)don't care one iota
Dabout (xx0232@1)Winner, South Dakota,
Emnow (022000@1)we've got our awesome island,
C (x32010@1)                   Dwith (xx0232@1)awesome seas and awesome awesome.

Em (022000@1)                                      C'cause (x32010@1)I don't know what it is that I can see.
Em (022000@1)                            Dthis (xx0232@1)place is like the internet, but it's all in 3-D.

G (320003@1)               D (xx0232@1)              C (x32010@1)name="chord_xx0212@1">D7
there's no place that I'd rather be
G (320003@1)         D (xx0232@1)          C (x32010@1)   Fthan (133211@1)living here with my nerdy friends
G (320003@1)    D (xx0232@1)   C (x32010@1)   D7making (xx0212@1)videos happily
G (320003@1)        D (xx0232@1)   C (x32010@1) Fon (133211@1)Nerdfighteria Island
G (320003@1)        D (xx0232@1)   C (x32010@1) Fon (133211@1)Nerdfighteria Island

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