C (x32010@1)       A7I (x02020@1)met an old friend in the bar the other night
      D7He (xx0212@1)got a little drunk and he wanted to fight;
  F (133211@1)                    G (320003@1)     CHe (x32010@1)jumped up and challenged every man in the room.
C (x32010@1)             A7And (x02020@1)just about the time he got the words out
       D7An (xx0212@1)old boy jumped up and closed his mouth
  F (133211@1)               G (320003@1)            CAnd (x32010@1)used his head for a mop and his butt for a broom.
          C (x32010@1)name="chord_x02020@1">A7           D7 (xx0212@1) G (320003@1)       CIt (x32010@1)was an Attitude Adjustment, I guess it was his first time.
        C (x32010@1)     A7 (x02020@1)      D7 (xx0212@1)        GAn (320003@1)attitude adjustment, now he understands just fine.
        C(hit (x32010@1)once)               C7 (x32310@1)(hit once)??
He got bent out of shape, then he opened his mouth
         F(hit (133211@1)once)               D7 (xx0212@1)(hit once)??
And just one appointment straightened him right out
         C (x32010@1)      A7 (x02020@1)       D7 (xx0212@1)  G7 (320001@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C
It was an attitude adjustment--It'll work every time.