C5 F5 G5 C5 A SCOTSMAN CLAD IN A KILT LEFT THE BAR ONE EVENING FAIR C5 F5 C5 G5 AND ONE COULD TELL BY HOW HE WALKED HE'D DRUNK MORE THAN HIS SHARE F5 C5 G5 HE STUMBLED ON UNTIL HE COULD NO LONGER KEEP HIS FEET C5 G5 C5 F5 G5 C5 THEN HE STAGGERED OFF INTO THE GRASS TO SLEEP BESIDE THE STREET F5 C5 G5 RING DING DEEDLE DEEDLE DI-DE-O, RING DI DEEDLE O DEE C5 G5 C5 F5 G5 C5 HE STUMBLED OFF INTO THE GRASS TO SLEEP BESIDE THE STREET C5 F5 G5 C5 LATER ON TWO YOUNG AND LOVELY GIRLS JUST HAPPENED BY C5 F5 C5 G5 AND ONE SAYS TO THE OTHER WITH A TWINKLE IN HER EYE F5 C5 G5 "YOU SEE YON SLEEPING SCOTSMAN - SO STRONG AND HANDSOME BUILT C5 G5 C5 F5 G5 C5 I WONDER IF IT'S TRUE WHAT THEY DON'T WEAR BENEATH THE KILT?" F5 C5 G5 RING DING DEEDLE DEEDLE DI-DE-O, RING DI DEEDLE O DEE C5 G5 C5 F5 G5 C5 "I WONDER IF IT'S TRUE WHAT THEY DON'T WEAR BENEATH THE KILT?" C5 F5 G5 C5 THEY CREPT UP TO THE SLEEPING SCOTSMAN QUIET AS COULD BE C5 F5 C5 G5 LIFTED UP HIS KILT ABOVE THE WAIST SO THEY COULD SEE F5 C5 G5 AND THERE BEHOLD FOR THEM TO VIEW BENEATH HIS SCOTTISH SKIRT C5 G5 C5 F5 G5 C5 WAS NOTHING BUT WHAT GOD HAD GRACED HIM WITH UPON HIS BIRTH F5 C5 G5 RING DING DEEDLE DEEDLE DI-DE-O, RING DI DEEDLE O DEE C5 G5 C5 F5 G5 C5 WAS NOTHING BUT WHAT GOD HAD GRACED HIM WITH UPON HIS BIRTH C5 F5 G5 C5 THEY MARVELED FOR A MOMENT THEN ONE SAID "WE'D BEST BE GONE, C5 F5 C5 G5 BUT LET'S LEAVE A PRESENT FOR OUR FRIEND BEFORE WE MOVE ALONG" F5 C5 G5 SO AS A GIFT THEY LEFT A BLUE SILK RIBBON - TIED INTO A BOW C5 G5 C5 F5 G5 C5 AROUND THE BONNIE STAR OF THE SCOT'S KILT-LIFTING SHOW F5 C5 G5 RING DING DEEDLE DEEDLE DI-DE-O, RING DI DEEDLE O DEE C5 G5 C5 F5 G5 C5 AROUND THE BONNIE STAR OF THE SCOT'S KILT-LIFTING SHOW C5 F5 G5 C5 THE SCOTSMAN WOKE TO NATURE'S CALL AND STUMBLED TOWARD THE TREES C5 F5 C5 G5 BEHIND A BUSH HE LIFTS HIS KILT AND HE GAWKS AT WHAT HE SEES F5 C5 G5 THEN IN A STARTLED VOICE HE SAYS TO WHAT'S BEFORE HIS EYES C5 G5 C5 F5 G5 C5 "MY FRIEND, I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU BEEN, BUT I SEE YOU WON FIRST PRIZE F5 C5 G5 RING DING DEEDLE DEEDLE DI-DE-O, RING DI DEEDLE O DEE C5 G5 C5 F5 G5 C5 "MY FRIEND, I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU BEEN, BUT I SEE YOU WON FIRST PRIZE.
