Capo 1st Fret 
 
Intro: E5  D5  A5  E5 

          E5 
I'm not a wealthy man, don't pay for my suntan 
  A5                            E5
I work out in the heat and the cold 
  
Sometimes I'd like to be the big, bad wolf 
          F#5                       B5
'Stead of just another sheep in the fold 
           E5
I hear the rich man holler 'bout the shrinking dollar 
    A5
And cry about a luxury tax 
           E5             A5
They won't let him write off his lil' eighty-foot yacht 
    E5              B5           E5
I'd like to have a problem like that 
                  A5
      Yeah, I'd like to have a problem like that 
               E5
      Should I buy the Porsche or the stretch Cadillac 
             A5                                           B5
      Do I wanna drive fast or just ride around in the back 
                                        E5
      I'd like to have a problem like that 
  E5
I saw a celebrity talkin' on the T.V. 
   A5                      E5
He looked like a tall Tom Cruise 

He's seeing Sheila and Bambi, Linda and Candy 
        F#5                       B5
They're burning both ends of his fuse 
        E5
He says he's suffocating, he needs a vacation 
   A5
He can't find time to relax 
             E5           A5
From all the kissing and hugging, the sweet talk and loving 
    E5              B5           E5
I'd like to have a problem like that 
                A5
      Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that 
             E5
      Be a one-man woman juggling act 
            A5                                            B5
      How many can you keep in the air before you lose track 
                                        E5
      I'd like to have a problem like that 
            A5                   E5
I'd like to be too rich, I'd to be too thin 
            B5                        E5
I'd like to be too young, I'd like to be too in 
         A5                      E5
Should I kiss and tell, write a book on my life 
    F#5                         B5
And how much can I get for the movie rights 
                A5
       Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that 
             E5
      Be a tabloid star at the checkout rack 
                 A5
      Should I drag 'em through court 
                                B5
      `Or tell 'em to kiss my fax 
                                        E5
      I'd like to have a problem like that 
        N.C.            A5
      Give me those problems 
          E5
      I think that I could solve 'em 
            B5              A5            E5
      I'd like to have a problem like that 
 
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