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If the sacheting of gentlemen
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Gives you grievance now and then
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What's needed are some memories of planing lakes
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Those planing lakes will surely calm you down

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 Nothing frightens me more
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Than religion at my door
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I never answer panic knocking, falling down the stairs upon the law
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What law?

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There's a law for everything
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For elephants that sing to feed
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The cows that agriculture won't allow
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Hanky Panky nohow
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Hanky Panky nohow
      F5
Hanky Panky nohow, aa-aa-oh

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           F5            C5
There's a law for everything
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For elephants that sing to feed
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The cows that agriculture won't allow
      F5
Hanky Panky nohow
      C5
Hanky Panky nohow
      F5
Hanky Panky nohow, aa-aa-oh