A great song  by comedian Jon Lajoie about Britney Spears. I've tabbed it out here, the
tabbed parts should probably have a bit of distortion, the chords should be played
clean, and they may be easier if you put a capo on and transpose it a little; but this 
is how I play it.

Intro: Eb (x43121@3) Cm (x3101x@1) Gm (355333@1) Bb (x1333x@1) X2

E-------------------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------------------|
G-8-7-5-3----8-7-5-7-5-3----8-7-5-3---8-7-5-----3-|
D-------------------------------------------------|
A-------------------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------|

Eb (x43121@3)            Cm (x3101x@1)             GmBritney, (355333@1)I can fell your sadness
              BbThe (x1333x@1)World is filled with madness
Eb (x43121@3)           Cm (x3101x@1)               GmAnd (355333@1)everybody takes It out on you
                    BbAnd (x1333x@1)there's nothing you can do, but
Eb (x43121@3)         Cm (x3101x@1)         GmGirl (355333@1)I want you to know
             BbThat (x1333x@1)I'm not one of those because

Ab (xx1114@1)                      BbI (x1333x@1)don't care what they all say
    Ab (xx1114@1)                 BbI'd (x1333x@1)still have sex with you
   Eb (x43121@3)  CmAny (x3101x@1)day
 Eb (x43121@3)  Cm (x3101x@1) BbAny (x1333x@1)day

(This guitar part comes in after the first "Any Day")
E----------------------------------6-----|
B----------------------------------------|
G-8-7-5-3----8-7-5-3--------7---10-------|
D----------------------------------------|
A----------------------------------------|
E----------------------------------------|

Eb (x43121@3)            Cm (x3101x@1)              GmBritney, (355333@1)Nobody really knows you
                   Bbyet (x1333x@1)they all think they can judge you
Eb (x43121@3)                      Cm (x3101x@1)          GmAlthough (355333@1)I'm not a fan of your music
                                BbThe (x1333x@1)way the treat you, girl, It makes me sick.
Eb (x43121@3)                 Cm (x3101x@1)            GmJust (355333@1)know that I can hear your cries,
                          Bband (x1333x@1)I still love to get between those thighs, because

Ab (xx1114@1)                      BbI (x1333x@1)don't care what they all say
    Ab (xx1114@1)                BbI'd (x1333x@1)still have sex with you
   Eb (x43121@3)  CmAny (x3101x@1)day
   Eb (x43121@3)  CmAny (x3101x@1)day

(This guitar part comes in after the first "Any Day")
E---------------------|
B---------------------|
G-8-7-5-3-----8-7-5-3-|
D---------------------|
A---------------------|
E---------------------|

Ab (xx1114@1)                      BbAnd (x1333x@1)If you want to marry me
           Ab (xx1114@1)                               BbAs (x1333x@1)long as I don't have to sign a prenup I agree

(This Guitar part plays under the above lines)
E--------------------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------------------|
G--8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-7-7-7-7-7-7-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-7-7-7-7-7-7-----|
D--------------------------------------------------------------|
A--------------------------------------------------------------|
E--------------------------------------------------------------|

Ab (xx1114@1)                      BbI (x1333x@1)don't care what they all say
     Ab (xx1114@1)	       BbNo (x1333x@1)I don't care what they all say
    Ab (xx1114@1)             BbI'd (x1333x@1)still tap that ass
   EbAny (x43121@3)day



Enjoy, I'd say it's 99% right, remember to listen to the song for timings.

Peace

John Cammies
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