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Chords:
Dm   000231(or) 557765
Am(maj7) 	x02110
Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)133210
G6 (320000@1)320000
G6add11 	320010

C (x32010@1)       Dm (xx0231@1)             CI (x32010@1)guess because my name is Bozo
      Dm (xx0231@1)        C (x32010@1)       Dm (xx0231@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C
I was destined to be a clown
           Dm (xx0231@1)                 CBut (x32010@1)when I joined the traveling circus
  Dm (xx0231@1)                       EmI (022000@1)didn't think that it would bring me down
F (133211@1)     G (320003@1)          E7 (020130@1)        AmMake (x02210@1)me angry like a sniper in a tower
          Am(maj7)
And every Saturday
Am7 (x02010@1)         D7 (xx0212@1)         G (320003@1)        G6I (320000@1)take off my nose and say never more

Fmaj7      G6add11
Pie in my face
     G6 (320000@1)  Fmaj7(Pie (1x3210@1)in my face)
            G6add11
Five days a workweek
     G6 (320000@1)  Fmaj7It's (1x3210@1)in my face
          G6add11
Pie in my face
mute
It sucks to be a clown

C Dm C

C (x32010@1)           Dm (xx0231@1)        CI (x32010@1)should have been a lion tamer
      Dm (xx0231@1)     C (x32010@1)           Dm (xx0231@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C
Those guys get all the girls
     Dm (xx0231@1)          CIn (x32010@1)a cage in satin tights
     Dm (xx0231@1)    EmIn (022000@1)a mane of golden curls
F (133211@1)  G (320003@1)            E7 (020130@1)             AmEverybody (x02210@1)loves the guy who lives in danger
           Am(maj7)
But in the center ring
Am7 (x02010@1)         D7 (xx0212@1)         G (320003@1)      G6I'm (320000@1)safe from everything except for

Fmaj7      G6add11
Pie in my face
     G6 (320000@1)  Fmaj7(Pie (1x3210@1)in my face)
            G6add11
Five days a workweek
     G6 (320000@1)  Fmaj7It's (1x3210@1)in my face
          G6add11
Pie in my face
mute
It sucks to be a clown

C Dm Em F
C Dm Em F
G# Bb F G C

          Dm (xx0231@1)               CThe (x32010@1)other night I dreamed of Arthur
   Dm (xx0231@1)  C (x32010@1)       Dm (xx0231@1)  CEx-human-cannonball (x32010@1)       Dm (xx0231@1)               CIn (x32010@1)the dream he asked the question
     Dm (xx0231@1)   EmDo (022000@1)I fly or do I fall?
F (133211@1)        GWhat's (320003@1)the difference
       E7 (020130@1)             AmEither (x02210@1)way he's still a dead man
         Am(maj7)
And he's finally free
Am7 (x02010@1)     D7 (xx0212@1)      G (320003@1)        G6No (320000@1)longer has to be up on stage

Fmaj7      G6add11
Pie in my face
     G6 (320000@1)  Fmaj7(Pie (1x3210@1)in my face)
            G6add11
Five days a workweek
     G6 (320000@1)  Fmaj7It's (1x3210@1)in my face
          G6add11
Pie in my face
mute
It sucks to be a clown

C Dm Em

        F (133211@1)           C (x32010@1)  Dm (xx0231@1)name="chord_022000@1">Em
Yeah it sucks to be a clown
            F (133211@1)          C (x32010@1)  Dm (xx0231@1)name="chord_022000@1">Em
Should have never been a clown
         F (133211@1)           G# (xx1114@1) Bb (x1333x@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C
Cause it sucks to be a clown