Sadly, I didn't figure this out, I found it at Jonathan Coulton's forum at
http://www.jonathancoulton.com/forums/comments.php?DiscussionID=20&page=1


Intro:
E (p.m.)

Verse:
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Code Monkey get up get coffee
E (p.m.)
Code Monkey go to job
E (p.m.)
Code Monkey have boring meeting
E (p.m.)
With boring manager Rob
E (022100@1) B/E      A/ERob (002220@1)say Code Monkey very dilligent
E (022100@1)     B/E    A/EBut (002220@1)his output stink
E (022100@1) B/E       A/EHis (002220@1)code not “functional” or “elegant”
E (022100@1)         B/E            A/EWhat (002220@1)do Code Monkey think?

Pre-chorus:
N.C.              A (x02220@1)           B7 (x21202@1)                   G# (xx1114@1)          C#mCode (x13321@4)Monkey think maybe manager wanna write god damned login page himself
     B (x2444x@1)        ACode (x02220@1)Monkey not say it out loud
                B7Code (x21202@1)Monkey not crazy, just proud

Chorus:
B7 (x21202@1)             E (022100@1)    Emaj7Code (021100@1)Monkey like Fritos
                 E6 (04xxxx@1)                 ECode (022100@1)Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
                 Amaj7sus2  Amaj7Amaj7sus2 (x02120@1)Code Monkey very simple man
         Amaj7 (x02120@1)    B7With (x21202@1)big warm fuzzy secret heart:
B9Code (x2122x@1)Monkey like you

Fill 1:
E B/E A/E B/E
E B/E A/E

Verse:
E (022100@1)  B/E         A/ECode (002220@1)Monkey hang around at front desk
E (022100@1)        B/E         A/ETell (002220@1)you sweater look nice
E (022100@1)  B/E          A/ECode (002220@1)Monkey offer buy you soda
E (022100@1)       B/E            A/EBring (002220@1)you cup, bring you ice
E (022100@1)    B/E A/EYou (002220@1)say no thank you for the soda cause
E (022100@1)  B/E      A/ESoda (002220@1)make you fat
E (022100@1)  B/E   A/EAnyway (002220@1)you busy with the telephone
E (022100@1)  B/E    A/ENo (002220@1)time for chat

Pre-chorus:
Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle, he sit down pretend to work
Code Monkey not thinking so straight
Code Monkey not feeling so great

Chorus:
Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man 
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
Code Monkey like you

Fill 2:
D A Am E
E (022100@1)              D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) Am (x02210@1)Am6 (x02212@1)name="chord_x02010@1">Am7
Code Monkey like you   a lot

Verse:
E (p.m.)
Code Monkey have every reason
E (p.m.)
To get out this place
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Code Monkey just keep on working
E (p.m.)
See your soft pretty face
Much rather wake up, eat a coffee cake
Take bath, take nap
This job “fulfilling in creative way”
Such a load of crap

Pre-chorus:
Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you
Code Monkey just waiting for now
Code Monkey say someday, somehow

Chorus:
Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
Code Monkey like you