From http://www.jonathancoulton.com/wiki/Good_Morning_Tucson/Tabs , originally
tabbed by Rftriton and edited by suuuupaadave.

E  B/E  A/E

GIt's (320003@1)still so dark because it's
C/G (3x555x@1)   GStill (320003@1)so early and the
C/G (3x555x@1)          G (320003@1)          D (xx0232@1)                        Cadd9 (x32030@1) 
Chipper little girly at the front desk doesn't mind at all
GThese (320003@1)phony living rooms and
C/G (3x555x@1)           GFake (320003@1)plants are killing me
     C/G (3x555x@1)        G (320003@1)             D (xx0232@1)         G (320003@1)     D (xx0232@1) 
This bad coffee's filling me with equal parts joy and rage

Cadd9 (x32030@1)                       DPut (xx0232@1)my makeup on and crack in half
        EmI (022000@1)choke back a laugh
         D (xx0232@1)             EbdimFind (2312xx@1)the camera with the red light

Chorus

E (022100@1)  B/E     A/E (002220@1) EGood (022100@1)morning Tucson
                   B/E         A/E (002220@1)          E (022100@1)  The lights come on and so I smile wide and say
     B/E     A/E (002220@1) EGood (022100@1)morning Tucson
E (022100@1)        B/E          D (xx0232@1)            GI (320003@1)throw to you before I throw the rest away

GWhen (320003@1)I was coming up I
C/G (3x555x@1)   G (320003@1)             
Got the donuts which means
C/G (3x555x@1)     G (320003@1)           D (xx0232@1)   Cadd9I (x32030@1)got the donuts that I wanted
GThere (320003@1)was no young punk
   C/G (3x555x@1)          GTo (320003@1)steal my jelly glaze
         C/G (3x555x@1)         G (320003@1)                 D (xx0232@1)            G (320003@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)I am still sort of amazed that you can be born in the nineties
Cadd9 (x32030@1)                     DWhen (xx0232@1)I don't like what they talk about
           EmI (022000@1)take the earpiece out
              D (xx0232@1)                EbdimBut (2312xx@1)they just cue me through the window

Chorus

E (022100@1)  B/E     A/E (002220@1) EGood (022100@1)morning Tucson
                   B/E         A/E (002220@1)          E (022100@1)  The lights come on and so I smile wide and say
     B/E     A/E (002220@1) EGood (022100@1)morning Tucson
E (022100@1)        B/E          A/EI (002220@1)throw to you before I throw the rest away

Bridge

Ab9 (x3434x@1)             C#/Ab        Ab9 (x3434x@1)            C#/Ab
While they do the weather I pretend I'm writing something
        E9 (020132@1)        A/E(2)E9         A/E(2)
But I'm really far away,  Really far away
  Ab9 (x3434x@1)         C#/Ab             Ab9 (x3434x@1)           C#/Ab
I keep my smile warm in case they turn the camera on
             E9 (020132@1)              A/E(2) E9 (020132@1)              A/E(2 (002220@1)fr.)
'Cause now I have something to say, I have something to say
GThe (320003@1)camera's melting but I
C/G (3x555x@1)     GJust (320003@1)keep going, it's been a
C/G (3x555x@1)    G (320003@1)           D (xx0232@1)                      Cadd9Pleasure (x32030@1)knowing you I wish you all the best of luck
GWhen (320003@1)the prompter dies I'm
C/G (3x555x@1)       GComfortable (320003@1)winging it I'm
C/G (3x555x@1)       G (320003@1)             D (xx0232@1)                 G (320003@1)   DPractically (xx0232@1)singing it, the song that tears the world apart
Cadd9 (x32030@1)                     DThrough (xx0232@1)the smoke behind my parking space
         EmI (022000@1)see my giant face
     D (xx0232@1)              EbdimOn (2312xx@1)a billboard by the highway

Chorus
E (022100@1)  B/E     A/E (002220@1) EGood (022100@1)morning Tucson
                   B/E         A/E (002220@1)          E (022100@1)  The lights come on and so I smile wide and say
     B/E     A/E (002220@1) EGood (022100@1)morning Tucson
E (022100@1)        B/E          D (xx0232@1)            GI (320003@1)throw to you before I throw the rest away