------------------------------------------------------------------------------- IKEA - Jonathan Coulton ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by: Dan Wright Email: muzikvlr1714@yahoo.com Tuning: Standard (eBGDAE) D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) DLong (xx0232@1)ago in days of yore G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) DIt (xx0232@1)all began with a god named Thor D (xx0232@1) BmThere (x24432@1)were Vikings and boats G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Dsus4 (xx0233@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)some plans for a furniture store D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) DIt's (xx0232@1)not a bodega, it's not a mall G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) AAnd (x02220@1)they sell things for apartments smaller than mine Bm (x24432@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)name="chord_xx0233@1">Dsus4 DAs (xx0232@1)if there were apartments smaller than mine A (x02220@1)name="chord_x24432@1">Bm G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) Asus4Ikea: (x02230@1)just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen A (x02220@1)name="chord_x24432@1">Bm G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) Asus4Ikea: (x02230@1)selling furniture for college kids and divorced men G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1)name="chord_x02020@1">A7 Everyone has a home G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)name="chord_x02220@1">A D (xx0232@1)name="chord_xx0233@1">Dsus4 DBut (xx0232@1)if you don't have a home you can buy one there D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1)A (x02220@1)DSo (xx0232@1)rent a car or take the bus G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) DLay (xx0232@1)your cash down and put your trust A (x02220@1)Bm (x24432@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Dsus4 (xx0233@1) DIn (xx0232@1)the land where the furniture folds to a much smaller size D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) DBilly (xx0232@1)the bookcase says hello G (320003@1) A (x02220@1)name="chord_xx0232@1">D And so does a table whose name is Ingo A (x02220@1) Bm (x24432@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)name="chord_xx0233@1">Dsus4 DAnd (xx0232@1)the chair is a ladder-back birch but his friends call him Karl A (x02220@1)name="chord_x24432@1">Bm G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) Asus4Ikea: (x02230@1)just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen A (x02220@1)name="chord_x24432@1">Bm G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) Asus4Ikea: (x02230@1)selling furniture for college kids and divorced men G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1)name="chord_x02020@1">A7 Everyone has a home G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)name="chord_x02220@1">A D (xx0232@1)name="chord_xx0233@1">Dsus4 DBut (xx0232@1)if you don't have a home you can buy one there Bm (x24432@1) F# (244322@1) Ikea: plywood, brushed steel D (xx0232@1) A7 (x02020@1) Dadd4/A Ikea: meatballs, tasty Bm (x24432@1) F# (244322@1) Ikea: Allen wrenches DAll (xx0232@1)of them for free BmAll (x24432@1)of them for me D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) DI'm (xx0232@1)sorry I said Ikea sucks G (320003@1)name="chord_x02220@1">A DI (xx0232@1)just bought a table for 60 bucks A (x02220@1) Bm (x24432@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Dsus4 (xx0233@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)a chair and a lamp and a shelf and some candles for you D (xx0232@1)G (320003@1)name="chord_x02220@1">A DI (xx0232@1)was a doubter just like you D (xx0232@1)name="chord_320003@1">G A (x02220@1) D'Till (xx0232@1)I saw the American dream come true A (x02220@1) Bm (x24432@1) G (320003@1) DIn (xx0232@1)New Jersey, they got a goddamned Swedish parade A (x02220@1)name="chord_x24432@1">Bm G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) Asus4Ikea: (x02230@1)just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen A (x02220@1)name="chord_x24432@1">Bm G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) Asus4Ikea: (x02230@1)selling furniture for college kids and divorced men G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1)name="chord_x02020@1">A7 Everyone has a home G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)name="chord_x02220@1">A D (xx0232@1)name="chord_xx0233@1">Dsus4 DBut (xx0232@1)if you don't have a home you can buy one there | / slide up | \ slide down | h hammer-on | p pull-off | ~ vibrato | + harmonic | x Mute note | r rest | b bend ===============================================================================