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EChances (022100@1)are your pants are not as fancy as the pair
   F#m (244222@1)                     BOf (x2444x@1)very fancy pants that Mr. Fancy Pants will wear
     E (022100@1)                               E/D (020100@1)   C#7When (x4342x@1)everybody's marching in the fancy pants parade
     F#m (244222@1)          BHe's (x2444x@1)gonna pass the test
     F#m (244222@1)        BHe's (x2444x@1)gonna be the best
    F#m (244222@1)   B (x2444x@1)      E (022100@1)  B7 (x21202@1)name="chord_022100@1">E
The best in terms of pants

You look in every catalog you shop at every store
      F#m (244222@1)                          BCause (x2444x@1)even though you have a hundred pants you want some more
     E (022100@1)                                        E/D (020100@1)C#7When (x4342x@1)suddenly you see the greatest pants you've ever seen
    F#m (244222@1)           BAnd (x2444x@1)even though you know
           F#m (244222@1)         BIt's (x2444x@1)gonna cost a lot of dough
    F#m (244222@1)            B (x2444x@1)          E (022100@1)  B7 (x21202@1)name="chord_022100@1">E
You have to have the world's best pants

A (x02220@1)          Bdim/A         A (x02220@1)        Bdim/A
Say a little prayer for Mr. Fancy Pants
    Dm(maj7)    Dm6The (xx0201@1)whole world knows
     Dm(maj7) Dm6
It's only     clothes
    Cmaj7 (x32000@1)CAnd (x32010@1)deep inside
     Esus4/B B7
He's sad

     EThey (022100@1)make the big announcement and the trophy goes to you
    F#m (244222@1)                                BYou (x2444x@1)thought you had some fancy pants and now you know it's true
    E (022100@1)                                  E/D (020100@1)  C#7You (x4342x@1)look at Mr. Fancy Pants and hold the trophy high
F#m (244222@1)     BEverybody (x2444x@1)cheers
           F#m (244222@1)             BWhile (x2444x@1)he's blinking back the tears
    F#m (244222@1)       B (x2444x@1)           E (022100@1)  B7 (x21202@1)name="chord_022100@1">E
He doesn't even have the best pants

A (x02220@1)          Bdim/A         A (x02220@1)        Bdim/A
Say a little prayer for Mr. Fancy Pants
     Dm(maj7) Dm6
It's all he   had
    Dm(maj7)   Dm6
But don't feel bad
     Cmaj7 (x32000@1)CHe'd (x32010@1)do the same
   Esus4/B B7
To you