[Verse]
Em (022000@1)            C (x32010@1)            G (320003@1)             G (320003@1)  Gmaj7 (xx5432@1)Heya Tom, it's Bob From the office down the hall
Em (022000@1)             C (x32010@1)               D (xx0232@1)Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
C (x32010@1)            Em (022000@1)              Em7        A7 (x02020@1) Things have been OK for me except that I'm a zombie now
                           DI (xx0232@1)really wish you'd let us in
  C (x32010@1)               G (320003@1)              B7 (x21202@1)       EmI (022000@1)think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
  C (x32010@1)               G (320003@1)              B7 (x21202@1)       EmWhy (022000@1)you folks might hesitate to submit to our demands
    C (x32010@1)            CmBut (x3101x@1)here's an FYI: you're all gonna die screaming

[Chorus]
G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)           C (x32010@1)             DAll (xx0232@1)we want to do is eat your brains
            G (320003@1)                 D (xx0232@1)                     CWe're (x32010@1)not unreasonable, I mean, no-one's gonna eat your

eyes
G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)           C (x32010@1)             DAll (xx0232@1)we want to do is eat your brains
            Em (022000@1)          Bm (x24432@1)         C(C/B (x32010@1)C (x32010@1)name="chord_x2555x@1">C/B CC/B) (x32010@1)
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
       C (x32010@1)  C/B (x2555x@1)   AmIf (x02210@1)you open up the doors
C (x32010@1)       C/B (x2555x@1)  C (x32010@1)      D (xx0232@1)      GWe'll (320003@1)all come inside and eat your brains
[Verse]
Em (022000@1)              C (x32010@1)             G (320003@1)               GCmaj7
I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
Em (022000@1)                 C (x32010@1)                  D (xx0232@1)  
To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
C (x32010@1)                 Em (022000@1)                   Em7       A7Maybe (x02020@1)that's OK for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns
                                DAnd (xx0232@1)then you'll have to make the call
C (x32010@1)                G (320003@1)              B7 (x21202@1)         EmI'm (022000@1)not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough
C (x32010@1)                G (320003@1)               B7 (x21202@1)         EmYou (022000@1)never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
C (x32010@1)                     CmBut (x3101x@1)Tom, that's what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly

[Chorus]
G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)           C (x32010@1)             DAll (xx0232@1)we want to do is eat your brains
            G (320003@1)                 D (xx0232@1)       C(C/B C (x32010@1)name="chord_x2555x@1">C/B CC/B) (x32010@1)We're not unreasonable, I mean, no-one's gonna eat your eyes
G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)           C (x32010@1)             DAll (xx0232@1)we want to do is eat your brains
            Em (022000@1)          Bm (x24432@1)             C(C/B C (x32010@1)name="chord_x2555x@1">C/B CC/B) (x32010@1)We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
       C (x32010@1)  C/B (x2555x@1)  DmIf (xx0231@1)you open up the doors
C (x32010@1)       C/B (x2555x@1)  C (x32010@1)      D (xx0232@1)      EbWe'll (x43121@3)all come inside and eat your brains
            Eb (x43121@3)             Abdim(xx5656) (1201xx@1) AbI'd (xx1114@1)like to help you Tom, in any   way   I can
         Abm (133111@4)                           EbI (x43121@3)sure appreciate the way you're working with me
          Bb (x1333x@1)                Abdim (1201xx@1)      CmI'm (x3101x@1)not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
          GI (320003@1)guess I am

[Verse]
Em (022000@1)            C (x32010@1)            G (320003@1)             G (320003@1)  Gmaj7I've (xx5432@1)got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
Em (022000@1)             C (x32010@1)               DI (xx0232@1)know we'll get to common ground somehow
C(xx3434) (x32010@1)             Em (022000@1)              Em7        A7Meanwhile (x02020@1)I'll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors
                           DI (xx0232@1)guess we'll table this for now
  C (x32010@1)               G (320003@1)              B7 (x21202@1)       EmI'm (022000@1)glad to see you take constructive criticism well
  C (x32010@1)               G (320003@1)              B7 (x21202@1)       EmThank (022000@1)you for your time I know we're all busy as hell
    C (x32010@1)            CmAnd (x3101x@1)we'll put this thing to bed when I bash your head open

[Chorus]
G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)           C (x32010@1)             DAll (xx0232@1)we want to do is eat your brains
            G (320003@1)                 D (xx0232@1)                     C (x32010@1)  (C/B C (x32010@1)name="chord_x2555x@1">C/B CC/B) (x32010@1)We're not unreasonable, I mean, no-one's gonna eat your eyes
G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)           C (x32010@1)             DAll (xx0232@1)we want to do is eat your brains
            Em (022000@1)          Bm (x24432@1)            C (x32010@1)         (C/B C (x32010@1)name="chord_x2555x@1">C/B CC/B) (x32010@1)
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
       C (x32010@1)  C/B (x2555x@1)  AmIf (x02210@1)you open up the doors
C (x32010@1)       C/B (x2555x@1)  C (x32010@1)      D (xx0232@1)      GWe'll (320003@1)all come inside and eat your brains