Transcribed by Yngve
Found at: http://www.jonathancoulton.com/songdetails/Todd%20the%20T1000#
A = x02220
B = x24442
A/C# = x47655
B/D# = x69877
E (2 fr.) = x79997
F#m(maj7) = 243222

A B A B A/C# B/Eb E (2 fr.)

E (022100@1)             C#m (x13321@4)        A (x02220@1)BSometimes (x2444x@1)I kind of miss the old XJ-9
            E (022100@1)          C#m (x13321@4)A (x02220@1)name="chord_x2444x@1">B
    that we used to call Jane
E (022100@1)            C#m (x13321@4)           A (x02220@1)       BReally (x2444x@1)good at cleaning and we got along fine
         E (022100@1)         C#m (x13321@4)A (x02220@1)name="chord_x2444x@1">B
    so I couldn't complain
C#m (x13321@4)                             AbLately (xx1114@1)she'd been getting tangled up in the shag rug
    E (022100@1)                             F#And (244322@1)finally one wheel just wouldn't spin
      F#m (244222@1)                   D7So (xx0212@1)we said our goodbyes and I traded her in

E (022100@1)               C#m (x13321@4)            A (x02220@1)       BThis (x2444x@1)new one's kind of creepy, makes me shudder inside
             E (022100@1)   C#m (x13321@4)name="chord_x02220@1">A B (x2444x@1)   with his idiot grin
     E (022100@1)              C#m (x13321@4)            A (x02220@1)        BHe's (x2444x@1)head to toe with muscles and they ripple and slide
          E (022100@1)         C#m (x13321@4)name="chord_x02220@1">A B (x2444x@1)   under translucent skin
    C#m (x13321@4)                               AbSometimes (xx1114@1)he'll stand for hours looking into the mirror
    E (022100@1)                          F#And (244322@1)flexing like some guy at the gym
        F#m (244222@1)             D7And (xx0212@1)I'm easily ten inches shorter than him

E (022100@1)      F#m (244222@1)name="chord_133111@4">Abm C#Todd (x43121@1)the T  1000 scares me
  F#m (244222@1)          F#m(maj7)        F#m7 (131141@2)     BI (x2444x@1)don't think he knows I've got a right to exist
       E (022100@1)        F#m (244222@1)    Abm (133111@4)     C#And (x43121@1)he sits in my favorite chair and dares me
    F#m (244222@1)       F#m(maj7)  F#m7 (131141@2)   BAnd (x2444x@1)when I look over he is making a fist
    A (x02220@1)    B (x2444x@1)  A (x02220@1)  B (x2444x@1)name="chord_042220@1">A/C# B/Eb (x2544x@1)name="chord_022100@1">E (2 fr.)
One finger at a time

E (022100@1)              C#m (x13321@4)         A (x02220@1)        BI (x2444x@1)ask him if he'll vacuum and he doesn't respond,
          E (022100@1)          C#m (x13321@4)A (x02220@1)name="chord_x2444x@1">B
    but I know that he heard
  E (022100@1)                C#m (x13321@4)           A (x02220@1)             BI (x2444x@1)turn and catch him looking when he thinks that I'm gone
           E (022100@1)          C#m (x13321@4)name="chord_x02220@1">A B (x2444x@1)   and he flips me the bird
  C#m (x13321@4)                                  AbI (xx1114@1)asked him when we started, please stay out of the bedroom
    E (022100@1)                       F#But (244322@1)I don't think I'm safe anywhere
       F#m (244222@1)                  D7When (xx0212@1)I wake in the dark I can tell that he's there

E (022100@1)      F#m (244222@1)name="chord_133111@4">Abm C#Todd (x43121@1)the T  1000 scares me
  F#m (244222@1)          F#m(maj7)        F#m7 (131141@2)     BI (x2444x@1)don't think he knows I've got a right to exist
       E (022100@1)        F#m (244222@1)    Abm (133111@4)     C#And (x43121@1)he sits in my favorite chair and dares me
    F#m (244222@1)       F#m(maj7)  F#m7 (131141@2)   BAnd (x2444x@1)when I look over he is making a fist
    A (x02220@1)    B (x2444x@1)  A (x02220@1)  BOne (x2444x@1)finger at a time

A (x02220@1)         B (x2444x@1)              A/C# (042220@1)      B/D#So (x2544x@1)I live like a ghost while he's living like me
A (x02220@1)      B (x2444x@1)      A/C# (042220@1)name="chord_x2544x@1">B/D#
It's not my house any  more
      A (x02220@1)           B (x2444x@1)             C#m (x13321@4)     B/D#And (x2544x@1)I sneak out the door while he's watching TV
A (x02220@1)       B (x2444x@1)    A/C# (042220@1) B/D#Head (x2544x@1)down to the cyborg store
Abm7       C# (x43121@1)       Abm7           C#I (x43121@1)get some new arms installed at the store
Abm7    C# (x43121@1)    Abm7   C#Buy (x43121@1)the biggest ones I can
A (x02220@1)          B (x2444x@1)            A/C# (042220@1)      B/D#Head (x2544x@1)back to my house, Todd answers the door
A (x02220@1)     B (x2444x@1)       A/C# (042220@1) B/D#He (x2544x@1)sees more than just a man

E (022100@1)            C#m (x13321@4)            A (x02220@1)        BMy (x2444x@1)right arm is a smasher like the trunk of a tree
            E (022100@1)          C#m (x13321@4)name="chord_x02220@1">A B (x2444x@1)   and the left one's a saw
  E (022100@1)              C#m (x13321@4)      A (x02220@1)        BI (x2444x@1)cut the couch in half and I smash the TV
            E (022100@1)        C#m (x13321@4)name="chord_x02220@1">A B (x2444x@1)   with my big smashy claw
     C#m (x13321@4)                              AbHe's (xx1114@1)standing still and silent, I can't tell what he's thinking
   E (022100@1)                         F#He (244322@1)blinks a single glowing red eye
     F#m (244222@1)                     D7So (xx0212@1)I give him a shove and then Todd starts to cry

E (022100@1)      F#m (244222@1)name="chord_133111@4">Abm C#Todd (x43121@1)the T1000 scares me
    F#m (244222@1)      F#m(maj7)        F#m7 (131141@2)     BBut (x2444x@1)I think he knows I've got a right to exist
       E (022100@1)        F#m (244222@1)    Abm (133111@4)     C#And (x43121@1)he sits in my favorite chair and dares me
    F#m (244222@1)         F#m(maj7) F#m7 (131141@2)   BBut (x2444x@1)when he looks over I am making a fist
    A (x02220@1)    B (x2444x@1)  A (x02220@1)  B (x2444x@1)name="chord_042220@1">A/C# B/Eb (x2544x@1)name="chord_022100@1">E (2 fr.)
One finger at a time