Transcribed by Yngve
A B A B A/C# B/Eb E (2 fr.)
E C#m A B
Sometimes I kind of miss the old XJ-9
E C#m A B
that we used to call Jane
E C#m A B
Really good at cleaning and we got along fine
E C#m A B
so I couldn?t complain
C#m Ab
Lately she?d been getting tangled up in the shag rug
E F#
And finally one wheel just wouldn?t spin
F#m D7
So we said our goodbyes and I traded her in
E C#m A B
This new one?s kind of creepy, makes me shudder inside
E C#m A B
with his idiot grin
E C#m A B
He?s head to toe with muscles and they ripple and slide
E C#m A B
under translucent skin
C#m Ab
Sometimes he?ll stand for hours looking into the mirror
E F#
And flexing like some guy at the gym
F#m D7
And I?m easily ten inches shorter than him
E F#m Abm C#
Todd the T 1000 scares me
F#m F#m(7M) F#m7 B
I don?t think he knows I?ve got a right to exist
E F#m Abm C#
And he sits in my favorite chair and dares me
F#m F#m(7M) F#m7 B
And when I look over he is making a fist
A B A B A/C# B/Eb E (2 fr.)
One finger at a time
E C#m A B
I ask him if he?ll vacuum and he doesn?t respond,
E C#m A B
but I know that he heard
E C#m A B
I turn and catch him looking when he thinks that I?m gone
E C#m A B
and he flips me the bird
C#m Ab
I asked him when we started, please stay out of the bedroom
E F#
But I don?t think I?m safe anywhere
F#m D7
When I wake in the dark I can tell that he?s there
E F#m Abm C#
Todd the T 1000 scares me
F#m F#m(7M) F#m7 B
I don?t think he knows I?ve got a right to exist
E F#m Abm C#
And he sits in my favorite chair and dares me
F#m F#m(7M) F#m7 B
And when I look over he is making a fist
A B A B
One finger at a time
A B A/C# B/D#
So I live like a ghost while he?s living like me
A B A/C# B/D#
It?s not my house any more
A B C#m B/D#
And I sneak out the door while he?s watching TV
A B A/C# B/D#
Head down to the cyborg store
Abm7 C# Abm7 C#
I get some new arms installed at the store
Abm7 C# Abm7 C#
Buy the biggest ones I can
A B A/C# B/D#
Head back to my house, Todd answers the door
A B A/C# B/D#
He sees more than just a man
E C#m A B
My right arm is a smasher like the trunk of a tree
E C#m A B
and the left one?s a saw
E C#m A B
I cut the couch in half and I smash the TV
E C#m A B
with my big smashy claw
C#m Ab
He?s standing still and silent, I can?t tell what he?s thinking
E F#
He blinks a single glowing red eye
F#m D7
So I give him a shove and then Todd starts to cry
E F#m Abm C#
Todd the T1000 scares me
F#m F#m(7M) F#m7 B
But I think he knows I?ve got a right to exist
E F#m Abm C#
And he sits in my favorite chair and dares me
F#m F#m(7M) F#m7 B
But when he looks over I am making a fist
A B A B A/C# B/Eb E (2 fr.)
One finger at a time