Chords E 022100 D/F# 2x00xx G# 466544 C#7 x43404 F#m 244222 B7 x21202 A 577655 C#m x46654 E7 020100 Am x02210 C x32010 G 3x0033 Em 022000 Verse 1 E (022100@1) G# (xx1114@1) C#7Tom (x4342x@1)Cruise is so in love with Katie F#m (244222@1) B7At (x21202@1)least all his people tell him so E (022100@1) G# (xx1114@1) C#7And (x4342x@1)while he thinks that she's a very special lady F#m (244222@1) B7 (x21202@1)G#It's (xx1114@1)probably not the way he'd choose to go A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) F#m (244222@1) C#mAnd (x13321@4)a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) B7Good (x21202@1)thing that he's not gay anymore Chorus E (022100@1) G# (xx1114@1) A (x02220@1) ETom (022100@1)Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy F#m (244222@1) B7 (x21202@1) E (022100@1) B7Just (x21202@1)be glad it's him not you E (022100@1) G# (xx1114@1) A (x02220@1) EIf (022100@1)you had Tom Cruise's troubles F#m (244222@1) B7 (x21202@1) G#You (xx1114@1)might be Tom Cruise crazy too C#m (x13321@4) E7You'd (020130@1)flash your big white shiny smile A (x02220@1) AmYou'd (x02210@1)buy expensive shoes E (022100@1) G# (xx1114@1)C#7But (x4342x@1)you'd be the only man on Earth F#m (244222@1) B7 (x21202@1) EWho (022100@1)couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise C#7 (x4342x@1) F#m (244222@1) B7 (x21202@1) E(re-intro) (022100@1)Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise Verse 2 E (022100@1) G# (xx1114@1) C#7Tom (x4342x@1)Cruise is always getting older F#m (244222@1) B7He (x21202@1)knows he'll never be that young again E (022100@1) G# (xx1114@1) C#7And (x4342x@1)when Tom Cruise looks back over his shoulder F#m (244222@1) B7 (x21202@1)G#He (xx1114@1)sees a thousand younger leading men A (x02220@1) EHe (022100@1)knows someday he'll have to play F#m (244222@1) C#mAn (x13321@4)old retarded grandpa A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) B7While (x21202@1)someone younger plays his sexy son Chorus E (022100@1) G# (xx1114@1) A (x02220@1) ETom (022100@1)Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy F#m (244222@1) B7 (x21202@1) E (022100@1) B7Just (x21202@1)be glad it's him not you E (022100@1) G# (xx1114@1) A (x02220@1) EIf (022100@1)you had Tom Cruise's troubles F#m (244222@1) B7 (x21202@1) G#You (xx1114@1)might be Tom Cruise crazy too C#m (x13321@4) E7You'd (020130@1)flash your big white shiny smile A (x02220@1) AmYou'd (x02210@1)buy expensive shoes E (022100@1) G# (xx1114@1)C#7But (x4342x@1)you'd be the only man on Earth F#m (244222@1) B7 (x21202@1) EWho (022100@1)couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise C#7 (x4342x@1) F#m (244222@1) B7 (x21202@1) E(re-intro) (022100@1)Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise Bridge C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Am (x02210@1) EmTom (022000@1)Cruise knows somewhere there's a place for him C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Am (x02210@1) B7He's (x21202@1)not of this world anymore... Verse 3 E (022100@1) G# (xx1114@1) C#7Somewhere (x4342x@1)in some secluded castle F#m (244222@1) B7Poor (x21202@1)Tom Cruise sits staring at the wall E (022100@1) G# (xx1114@1) C#7And (x4342x@1)the outside world is always such a hassle F#m (244222@1) B7 (x21202@1)G#Sometimes (xx1114@1)he won't go out at all A (x02220@1) EThere (022100@1)are millions who know his name F#m (244222@1) C#mEverybody (x13321@4)loves him A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) B7Why (x21202@1)is it that he feels so alone? Chorus E (022100@1) G# (xx1114@1) A (x02220@1) ETom (022100@1)Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy F#m (244222@1) B7 (x21202@1) E (022100@1) B7Just (x21202@1)be glad it's him not you E (022100@1) G# (xx1114@1) A (x02220@1) EIf (022100@1)you had Tom Cruise's troubles F#m (244222@1) B7 (x21202@1) G#You (xx1114@1)might be Tom Cruise crazy too C#m (x13321@4) E7You'd (020130@1)flash your big white shiny smile A (x02220@1) AmYou'd (x02210@1)buy expensive shoes E (022100@1) G# (xx1114@1)C#7But (x4342x@1)you'd be the only man on Earth F#m (244222@1) B7 (x21202@1) EWho (022100@1)couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise C#7 (x4342x@1) F#m (244222@1) B7 (x21202@1) E(re-intro) (022100@1)Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
