CAPO 5

  G
I know you stole my panties
            C                G
'Cause I've got the matching bra
   G
My girlfriend said she saw you out
        D
With my favorite red dress on
Em                D
She said you were dancing in my
C                G
Black snake skin flats
A
Acting like a stripper and you
D
Didn't even match

           C               G
You want a five finger discount
    D                  Em
But nothing in life is free
               C               G
How 'bout you work hard for you want
           D
Instead of lifting it from me
        Em
If it'd help just a little
     D
I'll give you the middle
    C                G
And help you cut the cost
                  C               G
Can't give you a five finger discount
           D                Em  -   D 
But here's twenty percent off

  G
I can't believe what you've done to me
      C                 G
After letting you in my house
G
Who knew you were casing the joint
      D
While sleeping on my couch
    Em                  D
I'm sure you'll find forgiveness
         C           G
Yeah, I'm willing to bet
                 A
'Cause that's my grandma's Jesus necklace
D
Hanging 'round your neck

           C               G
You want a five finger discount
    D                  Em
But nothing in life is free
               C               G
How 'bout you work hard for you want
           D
Instead of lifting it from me
        Em
If it'd help just a little
     D
I'll give you the middle
    C                G
And help you cut the cost
                  C               G
Can't give you a five finger discount
           D                Em  -   D 
But here's twenty percent off

    D - stop
The cops ain't gonna help me
     D - stop
This town is pretty small
     D - stop
I'm gonna find out when I find you
     D - stop
That pretty girls can brawl
           C               G
You want a five finger discount
    D                  Em
But nothing in life is free
         C                G
Well you better hope that karma ain't
  D
A bigger bitch than me
        Em
If it'd help just a little
     D
I'll give you the middle
    C                G
And help you cut the cost
                  C               G
Can't give you a five finger discount
           D                Em 
But here's twenty percent off
                  C               G
Can't give you a five finger discount
           D                G
But here's twenty percent off
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