Standard Tuning w/
Capo on 3
Intro-
C5 C5 F5 G5
C5 C5
I don't care what people say
F5 G5
It makes no difference anyway
C5 C5
I try my best to understand
F5 G5
Why such a failure would need a hand
F5 -once G5 once
I don't quite have a job per such
F5 -once G5 once
I drink out loud I swear too much
F5 G5
And my girl says I sing off key
F5 F5
I think she's getting bored of me
C5 * A5 C5 * GG5
Because, everybody does
C5 A5 E5 F5
I wish I knew how to be somebody
C5 A5 G5
'Cause I can't stand the thought of being myself
C5 G5
And you may laugh, you may smile
A5 F5
Humor me for just a little while
C5 G5 C5 GG5
Because, everybody does
C5 C5
And people say that I'm not well
F5 G5
I guess that only time will tell
C5 C5
I fill my head with dirty jokes
F5 G5
To cheer me up when I'm sad and broke
F5 -once G5 once
And my girl tries to make amends
F5 -once G5 once
But I heard she's sleepin' with my friends
F5 G5
She said that she's got PMT
F5 F5
I think she's gettin' bored of me
C5 * A5 C5 * GG5
Because, everybody does
C5 A5 E5 F5
I wish I knew how to be somebody
C5 A5 G5
'Cause I can't stand the thought of being myself
C5 G5
And if you've listened a little bit
A5 F5 F5 -once
You probably think that I'm full if sh*t
C5 F5 C5 F5
Because, everybody does
C5 F5
Everybody does
C5 * -once
Everybody does