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I know Seymour's the greatest
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But I'm dating a semi-sadist.
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So I've got a black eye
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And my arm's in a cast.
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Still that Semore's a Cutie
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Well, if not, he's got inner beauty
And I dream of a place
Where we could be together at last
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A matchbox of our own
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A fence of real chain link,
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A grill out on the patio
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Disposal in the sink
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A washer and a dryer
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and an ironing machine
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In a tract house that we share
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Somewhere that's green.
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He rakes and trims the grass
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He loves to mow and weed
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I cook like Betty Crocker
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And I look like Donna Reed
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F5 G5 F5
There's plastic on the furniture
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To keep it neat and clean
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In the Pine-Sol scented air
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Somewhere that's green
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Between our frozen dinner
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And our bedtime, nine-fifteen
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We snuggle watchin' Lucy
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On our big, enormous twelve-inch screen
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I'm his December Bride
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He's Father, he Knows Best
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Our kids watch Howdy Doody
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As the sun sets in the west
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A picture out of Better Homes
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and Gardens magazine
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Far from Skid Row
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I dream we'll go
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somewhere that's green.
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