A5 E5 Another stupid Saturday the conversation starts to slur D5 A5 And some sasquatch Wookie-boner spilled his Mad Dog down my shirt A5 E5 There's a party-thumpin'-booty-humpin' music wagon in my head D5 A5 My friends passed out or disappeared all leaving me banana-red D5 A5 E5 D5 When what to my wandering eyes should appear D5 A5 E5 I feel like Elliot when ET drank the beer A5 D5 E5 Knock me down, her hair is brown, her eyes are big and blue A5 D5 E5 A thunderbolt that turned this mad dog to a puppy at a petting zoo F#5 E5 D5 B5 F#5 E5 D5 A5 I'm in love with the girl in the other room , ten feet away but I hit the moon F#5 E5 D5 B5 With glitter in the air it's so easy to see B5 D5 That she's gotta marry someone and it might be me A5 E5 Woah, Woah (end on A, lead into next verse) A5 E5 The world's on pause all Newton's laws suspended on account of her D5 A5 She's like legato glowing purple while staccatos beating in my shirt A5 E5 What should I do, what should I say, OK I can't say that, but oh my god D5 A5 I've been struck down from outer space and thunderbolted to the spot D5 A5 E5 D5 When what to my wandering eyes should appear D5 A5 E5 Is she really coming toward me for a beer? A5 D5 E5 Knock me down, her hair is brown, her eyes are big and blue A5 D5 E5 A thunderbolt that turned this mad dog to a puppy at a petting zoo F#5 E5 D5 B5 F#5 E5 D5 A5 I'm in love with the girl in the other room , ten feet away but I hit the moon F#5 E5 D5 B5 With glitter in the air it's so easy to see B5 D5 That she's gotta marry someone and it might be me
