F#5 D5 F#5 D5 B5 E5 F#5 D5 B5 E5 F#5 A5 B5 D5 Punch, Punch and Judy, Punch and Judy, Punch and Judy F#5 A5 Washing machine, pinstripe dream , stripped the gloss from a beauty queen B5 D5 Punch and Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy F#5 A5 Found our nest in The Daily Express, met the vicar in a holy vest B5 D5 Punch and Judy, Punch and Judy F#5 A5 Brought up the children Church of E, now I vegetate with a colour TV B5 D5 Worst ever thing that ever happened to me, oh for D.I.V.O.R.C.E. F#5 D5 C#5 B5 A5 Ab5 C#5 Oh, Judy F#5 D5 What ever happened to pillow fights? B5 E5 C#5 What ever happened to jeans so tight, Friday nights F#5 D5 What ever happened to Lover's Lane? B5 E5 C#5 F#5 What ever happened to passion games, Sunday walks in the pouring rain? F#5 A5 Punch, punch, punch the Judy, punch, punch, punch the Judy B5 D5 Punch, punch, punch the Judy, punch, punch, punch F#5 A5 Curling tongs, Mogadons, "I got a headache, baby, don't take so long" B5 D5 Single beds, middle age dread, losing the war in the waistlands spread F#5 A5 "Who left the cap off the toothpaste tube? Who forgot to flush the loo? B5 D5 Leave your sweaty socks outside the door, don't walk across my polished floor" F#5 D5 C#5 B5 A5 Ab5 C#5 Oh, Judy F#5 D5 Whatever happened to morning smiles? B5 E5 C#5 Whatever happened to wicked wiles, permissive styles? F#5 D5 Whatever happened to twinkling eyes? B5 E5 C#5 F#5 Whatever happened to hard fast drives, compliments on unnatural size? F#5 A5 Punch, punch, punch the Judy, punch, punch, punch the Judy B5 D5 Punch, punch, punch the Judy, punch, punch, punch F#5 A5 Propping up a bar, family car, sweating out a mortgage as a balding clerk B5 D5 Punch and Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy F#5 A5 World War Three, suburbanshee, just slip her these pills and I'll be free B5 D5 No more Judy, Judy, Judy no more F#5 D5 B5 E5 F#5 D5 B5 E5 F#5 Goodbye Judy
