Michael Martin Murphy (with his son) 
Tabbed by Guitarviper 
 
 
 
E                     A 
Hey daddy, I've got a problem 
     B                                E    B  
Last night I took my girlfriend for a ride 
        E                   A 
And the way she touched my hand dad 
  B                             E 
I got this funny feeling deep inside 
                        A 
So I leaned over and I kissed her 
   B                         E   B 
I put my arms around her and then 
         E                   A 
Well she reached out and she slapped me 
    B                                    E 
She said, "You're just like all the other men" 


           C#m            G#m 
Son you're talking to the wrong man 
       A     E         F#m       C#m  B 
If you wanna know what girls are all about 
        E              A 
You're talking to the wrong man 
B                                 E 
Still ain't got your mama figured out 
 
Modulate to 
F 
 
F                         Bb 
By the way son, I've got a problem 
  C                               F    C 
I wonder could you talk with me a while 
         F                    Bb 
You see lately your mama she ignores me 
C                              F 
Hardly ever gives me a little smile 
                                  Bb 
So I was thinkin' maybe you could show me 
     C                               F   C 
The way you younger fellas comb your hair 
        F                 Bb 
Think I need to change my style son 
          C                                F 
Could you show me something really cool to wear? 
 
Chorus: 
           Dm            Am 
Dad you're talking to the wrong man 
       Bb     F         Gm       Dm  C 
If you wanna know what girls are all about 
        F              Bb 
You're talking to the wrong man 
C                                     F 
Still ain't got my girlfriend figured out 
 

    F#                   B 
So I guess we'll just go fishin' 
         Db                                 F#   Db 
Or maybe head out to that old gold course today 
         F#                    B 
When our buddies ask us about women 
  Db                              F# 
I think I know exactly what we'll say 
 
Chorus: 
            D#m            Bbm 
Boys you're talking to the wrong man 
       B     F#         G#m      D#m  Db 
If you wanna know what girls are all about 
        F#              B 
You're talking to the wrong man 
Db                                 F# 
Still ain't got them women figured out 
Db                                 F# 
Still ain't got them women figured out