Riff: E | ----1-0--------------------1-0------------- | B | --------1-3--0-1----1p0--------1--3-1-0---- | G | --0--------------0-----2p0--------------0-- | D | ------------------------------------------- | A | ------------------------------------------- | E | ------------------------------------------- | Intro: F5 A5 G5 C5 F5 A5 G5 C5 I wish you smelled a little funny F5 A5 G5 C5 Not just funny really bad F5 A5 G5 C5 We could roam the streets forever F5 A5 G5 C5 Just like cats but we'd never stray (Riff) F5 A5 G5 C5 I sometimes wish you were a mermaid F5 A5 G5 C5 I could raise you in the tub at home F5 A5 G5 C5 We could take a swim together F5 A5 G5 C5 On weekly daytrips to the bay F5 A5 G5 C5 Ooooooh, you and me F5 A5 G5 C5 It would be only you and me (2x) You and me (Riff) ( F5 A5 G5 C5 ) I wish you were a little bigger Not just big but really really fat Doors you would no longer fit through In my bed you would have to stay ( F5 A5 G5 C5 ) I often wish that you had feathers I'd keep you in a giant cage All day long I'd sit and watch you And sing for you if it would be okay F5 A5 G5 C5 Oh Oh, you and me F5 A5 G5 C5 It'll be only you and me F5 A5 G5 C5 Ooooh, you and me F5 A5 G5 C5 It'll be only you and me You and me (Riff) E5 A5 People say F5 G5 There are plenty of fish E5 A5 In the sea F5 G5 Baby, all I do I wish No chords I wish, I wish I.. ( F5 A5 G5 C5 ) I wish you were a little slower Not just slow but pa-pa-paralyzed I could put you on a socket And you could never run away ( F5 A5 G5 C5 ) I really wish that you were smaller Not just small but really really short So I could put you in my pocket And carry you around all day ( F5 A5 G5 C5 ) Oh, you and me It'll be only you and me Oh, you and me It'll be only you and me It'll be only you and me
