E5
I got lost about an hour ago

G5
I sailed past that fork in the road

        A5               C5             G5
and now here I stand, A stranger in a foreign land

E5
an empty barn and a weather vein

G5
a pickett fence that's seen it's day

      A5                     C5                 G5       E5
oh I sit to stay, 'cause I don't got much to do today

E5
I go down to the local store

G5
I caught a glance from the local whore

         A5                   C5                    G5
that she threw my way, and I still got nothing to do today

E5
I carry on down the street

G5                                      A5
I'm looking for a place to eat, but my belly's so full

     C5                    G5           E5
With all these things i'm hoping for, whores

A5
and i'm wishing my legs away

C5                      G5
Oh i'm wishing my legs away

A5
'Cause they're taking me to nowhere safe

C5                               G5     E5
Oh they're taking me to nowhere safe 


E5 , G5 , A5 , C5 , G5

Continue the same chords for the last verse.