A great song, by a really under-rated artist. Real Late Starter - Nerina Pallot BmI (x24432@1)woke up late today EActually (022100@1)I do that everyday AmGot (x02210@1)no place to be seen I'm not part of a scene GI'm (320003@1)a genius loser BmKeeping (x24432@1)counsel with my own opinion EPresident (022100@1)of the state that I'm in AmShould (x02210@1)I just stay in bed? Should I live in my head? GOh (320003@1)God so many questions to ask Oh you could call me lazy I think of it as taking my time 'Cos I don't want to do what I don't want to do I'm the queen refusenik [CHORUS] Bm (x24432@1) EBut (022100@1)- oh my God - if I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine C (x32010@1) GBut (320003@1)I'm a real late starter D (xx0232@1) ASo (x02220@1)I'm making up for lost time Bm (x24432@1) EOh (022100@1)my God - if I was somebody you'd be kissing my arse right now C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) ABut (x02220@1)I'm so polite - I do it all of the time C (x32010@1) GI (320003@1)missed my calling in life BmOh (x24432@1)well. Day by day I wonder If I will be torn asunder By these things that I know that nobody else knows Or maybe it's the drinking I guess we should consult a Bible Everybody needs a sign - or Bless the birds and the bees The flowers and trees And blessed be the slacker [CHORUS] But - oh my God - if I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine But I'm a real late starter So I'm making up for lost time Oh my God - if I was somebody you'd be kissing my arse right now But I'm so polite - I do this all of the time I missed my calling in life E (022100@1) GAnd (320003@1)you must be having a laugh E (022100@1) GOh (320003@1)God - you're having a laugh D (xx0232@1) Am (x02210@1) GNo (320003@1)point in worrying if my day?s a disaster D (xx0232@1) Am (x02210@1) GInside (320003@1)my little head I'm happy ever after F#Yes (244322@1)I am [CHORUS] Oh my God - if I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine But I'm a real late starter So I'm making up for lost time Oh my God - if I was somebody you'd be kissing my arse right now But I'm so polite I missed my calling in life [CHORUS] Oh my God - if I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine But I'm a real late starter So I'm making up for lost time Oh my God - if I was somebody you'd be kissing my arse right now But I'm so polite - I do this all of the time I missed my calling in life Oooh - what of my life? Yeah well.