Bm I woke up late today E Actually I do that everyday Am Got no place to be seen I?m not part of a scene G I?m a genius loser Bm Keeping counsel with my own opinion E President of the state that I?m in Am Should I just stay in bed? Should I live in my head? G Oh God so many questions to ask Oh you could call me lazy I think of it as taking my time ?Cos I don?t want to do what I don?t want to do I?m the queen refusenik [CHORUS] Bm E But - oh my God ? if I was somebody I?d be doing it all just fine C G But I?m a real late starter D A So I?m making up for lost time Bm E Oh my God ? if I was somebody you?d be kissing my arse right now C G D A But I?m so polite ? I do it all of the time C G I missed my calling in life Bm Oh well. Day by day I wonder If I will be torn asunder By these things that I know that nobody else knows Or maybe it?s the drinking I guess we should consult a Bible Everybody needs a sign - or Bless the birds and the bees The flowers and trees And blessed be the slacker [CHORUS] But - oh my God ? if I was somebody I?d be doing it all just fine But I?m a real late starter So I?m making up for lost time Oh my God ? if I was somebody you?d be kissing my arse right now But I?m so polite ? I do this all of the time I missed my calling in life E G And you must be having a laugh E G Oh God ? you?re having a laugh D Am G No point in worrying if my day?s a disaster D Am G Inside my little head I?m happy ever after F# Yes I am [CHORUS] Oh my God ? if I was somebody I?d be doing it all just fine But I?m a real late starter So I?m making up for lost time Oh my God ? if I was somebody you?d be kissing my arse right now But I?m so polite I missed my calling in life [CHORUS] Oh my God ? if I was somebody I?d be doing it all just fine But I?m a real late starter So I?m making up for lost time Oh my God ? if I was somebody you?d be kissing my arse right now But I?m so polite ? I do this all of the time I missed my calling in life Oooh ? what of my life? Yeah well.
