B5 I woke up late today E5 Actually I do that everyday A5 Got no place to be seen I?m not part of a scene G5 I?m a genius loser B5 Keeping counsel with my own opinion E5 President of the state that I?m in A5 Should I just stay in bed? Should I live in my head? G5 Oh God so many questions to ask Oh you could call me lazy I think of it as taking my time ?Cos I don?t want to do what I don?t want to do I?m the queen refusenik [CHORUS] B5 E5 But - oh my God ? if I was somebody I?d be doing it all just fine C5 G5 But I?m a real late starter D5 A5 So I?m making up for lost time B5 E5 Oh my God ? if I was somebody you?d be kissing my arse right now C5 G5 D5 A5 But I?m so polite ? I do it all of the time C5 G5 I missed my calling in life B5 Oh well. Day by day I wonder If I will be torn asunder By these things that I know that nobody else knows Or maybe it?s the drinking I guess we should consult a Bible Everybody needs a sign - or Bless the birds and the bees The flowers and trees And blessed be the slacker [CHORUS] But - oh my God ? if I was somebody I?d be doing it all just fine But I?m a real late starter So I?m making up for lost time Oh my God ? if I was somebody you?d be kissing my arse right now But I?m so polite ? I do this all of the time I missed my calling in life E5 G5 And you must be having a laugh E5 G5 Oh God ? you?re having a laugh D5 A5 G5 No point in worrying if my day?s a disaster D5 A5 G5 Inside my little head I?m happy ever after F#5 Yes I am [CHORUS] Oh my God ? if I was somebody I?d be doing it all just fine But I?m a real late starter So I?m making up for lost time Oh my God ? if I was somebody you?d be kissing my arse right now But I?m so polite I missed my calling in life [CHORUS] Oh my God ? if I was somebody I?d be doing it all just fine But I?m a real late starter So I?m making up for lost time Oh my God ? if I was somebody you?d be kissing my arse right now But I?m so polite ? I do this all of the time I missed my calling in life Oooh ? what of my life? Yeah well.
