GThe (320003@1)bottom line's been snorted C (x32010@1) GThe (320003@1)bottom card's been dealt DNo (xx0232@1)one knows like you know right now C (x32010@1) GHow (320003@1)truly bad it felt GAll (320003@1)your life you wasted, oh C (x32010@1) GDreamin' (320003@1)about the day DWhen (xx0232@1)worker bees kill off their queen C (x32010@1) GAnd (320003@1)carry all her eggs away CHORUS COh, (x32010@1)and if you die fearing God G (320003@1) CAnd (x32010@1)painfully employed G (320003@1) DNo, (xx0232@1)you will not go to heaven C (x32010@1) GYou'll (320003@1)go to Champaign, Illinois GUp (320003@1)north is Chicago C (x32010@1) GWhere (320003@1)booze makes no one blush DMemory (xx0232@1)comes back to you C (x32010@1) GIn (320003@1)a double bourbon rush GThe (320003@1)memories aren't all bad C (x32010@1) GAnd (320003@1)neither, my friend, are you DThere (xx0232@1)is an argument that there must be some heaven meant C (x32010@1) GFor (320003@1)hearts that are half true CHORUS CAnd (x32010@1)if you spend your whole life G (320003@1) CRollin' (x32010@1)horses into Troy G (320003@1) DNo, (xx0232@1)you will not go to heaven C (x32010@1) GYou'll (320003@1)go to Champaign, Illinois G (320003@1) DNo, (xx0232@1)you will not go to heaven C (x32010@1) GYou'll (320003@1)go to Champaign, Illinois GRoll (320003@1)on blacktop highway C (x32010@1) GCircles (320003@1)toward the sun DSpringfield's (xx0232@1)in the distance C (x32010@1) GAnd (320003@1)that's the last big one GAfter (320003@1)that comes judgment C (x32010@1) GAnd (320003@1)judgment will be swift DYou (xx0232@1)will be eliminated C (x32010@1) GBut (320003@1)here's a parting gift CHORUS COh, (x32010@1)and if you die fearing God G (320003@1) CAnd (x32010@1)painfully employed G (320003@1) DNo, (xx0232@1)you will not go to heaven C (x32010@1) GYou'll (320003@1)go to Champaign, Illinois
