E5           G5
To Winnipeg, Saskatoon
A5            C5
Eutaw, Wawa, empty room
E5           G5
Hidin' bags, rollin' smokes
A5                    C5
Skippin' punchlines, crackin' jokes


E5             G5
So pour it on, toss it back
A5                  C5
Play that cocaine, play that shack
E5             G5
Sleepin' every now and then
A5                    C5                   G5
Curled up tight with Crit and Ben on the ground
                    A5
I ain't never goin' home again
      C5             D5
I was tuggin' at my mama's breast
    G5                 C5          A5
The first year really is the best


E5                   G5
His blood pressure's droppin' down
A5                         C5
We ditched the pot and we marked the ground
E5          G5
Ante up and watch him ride
A5                C5
Check that dude, he almost died

E5            G5
Seein' bears, ascendin' clown
A5                   C5
Shut our whole damn circus down
E5            G5
Crappin' up in Joliet
A5                      C5           G5
We haven't wrecked the trailer yet But we will
                A5
We're gonna get killed...

C5 - D5 - G5 - C5 - A5

D5                  C5
   Don't ride that horse
G5
   Don't ride that horse, honey
D5                  C5
   Don't ride that horse back home
G5               C5     E5 G5 A5 C5 x2
   Just let him roam