A (x02220@1) DHey (xx0232@1)dude, we get it, you're cooler than us E (022100@1) F#mYou (244222@1)drove your father's El Camino while we all took the bus A (x02220@1) DThere (xx0232@1)was a time, there was a place when you meant something to me E (022100@1) F#mBut (244222@1)time has shown and now I know that we were wrong and you will always be AA (x02220@1)prick D (xx0232@1) A fake, your parents' greatest mistake E (022100@1) F#mYou're (244222@1)the height of all douche-baggery, it's too much to take A (x02220@1) DBut (xx0232@1)damn you look so cool in steel-point shoes E (022100@1) F#mAnd (244222@1)when you've got so much ed hardy it must be hard for you to choose D (xx0232@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) F#mCause (244222@1)you're your own biggest fan and the only one you've got D (xx0232@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) F#mNobody (244222@1)think it's cool when you peel out in the parking lot D (xx0232@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) F#mOf (244222@1)your high school where you graduated six years ago D (xx0232@1) E (022100@1)(hold) Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag A (x02220@1) D(douche, (xx0232@1)douche, douche, douche, douchebag) You will always be a douchebag E (022100@1) F#m(douche, (244222@1)douche, douche, douche, douchebag) You will always be a douchebag A (x02220@1) D(douche, (xx0232@1)douche, douche, douche, douchebag) You will always be a douchebag E (022100@1) F#m(douche, (244222@1)douche, douche, douche, douchebag) A (x02220@1) DHey (xx0232@1)bro, we get it, your style is sick E (022100@1) F#mI (244222@1)know cause you went shirtless in your profile pic A (x02220@1) DYou (xx0232@1)took it off while at a party to show your tattoos E (022100@1) F#mAt (244222@1)the beer pong table where you never lose D (xx0232@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) F#mCause (244222@1)you're your own biggest fan and the only one you've got D (xx0232@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) F#mNobody (244222@1)think it's cool when you peel out in the parking lot D (xx0232@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) F#mOf (244222@1)your high school where you graduated six years ago D (xx0232@1) E(hold) (022100@1) Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag A (x02220@1) D(douche, (xx0232@1)douche, douche, douche, douchebag) You will always be a douchebag E (022100@1) F#m(douche, (244222@1)douche, douche, douche, douchebag) You will always be a douchebag A (x02220@1) D(douche, (xx0232@1)douche, douche, douche, douchebag) You will always be a douchebag E (022100@1) F#m(douche, (244222@1)douche, douche, douche, douchebag) A (x02220@1) F#mThere's (244222@1)a nine in ten chance you've got a tribal tattoo D (xx0232@1) EGirl (022100@1)says damn that boy can dance, now he's a rival to you A (x02220@1) F#mHit (244222@1)the beach but never swim wearing jeans in the gym D (xx0232@1) EIn (022100@1)to every club you go it's fourloko, fourloko A (x02220@1) F#mTake (244222@1)a protein shake with a jager bomb shot D (xx0232@1) ETell (022100@1)your best friend Blake you think his mother is hot (his mother is hot) A (x02220@1) F#mDrinking (244222@1)Jose all day party in here DmYou (xx0231@1)drink mad beers D (xx0232@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) F#mEvery (244222@1)night I pray to God that you never reproduce D (xx0232@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) F#mThe (244222@1)last thing that we need on this earth is someone like you D (xx0232@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) F#mIt's (244222@1)not high school, man, you graduated six years ago D (xx0232@1) E(hold) (022100@1) Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag A (x02220@1) D(douche, (xx0232@1)douche, douche, douche, douchebag) You will always be a douchebag E (022100@1) F#m(douche, (244222@1)douche, douche, douche, douchebag) You will always be a douchebag A (x02220@1) D(douche, (xx0232@1)douche, douche, douche, douchebag) You will always be a douchebag E (022100@1) F#m(douche, (244222@1)douche, douche, douche, douchebag) ADude! (x02220@1)(Dude!) F#m (244222@1) DI'm (xx0232@1)not your bro (I'm not your bro) ADude! (x02220@1)(Dude!) F#m (244222@1) DI'm (xx0232@1)not your bro-o-o-o ADude! (x02220@1)(Dude!) F#m (244222@1) DI'm (xx0232@1)not your bro (I'm not your bro) ADude! (x02220@1)(Dude!) F#m (244222@1) D (xx0232@1) DmI'm (xx0231@1)not your bro-o-o-o end on A
