"Mistress And Maid" (capo: 5th. fret)

____Verse: 1

/A  /C
 She said,   
D7 (xx0212@1)Come in my dear,  
 
 You're looking tired tonight  
                            F#7+5 (2x2332@1)     Bm (x24432@1)Your bath is drawn, let me loosen your tie  
     F#7 (242352@1)                   A7 (x02020@1)And fix you your usual drink

____Verse: 2

D7 (xx0212@1)He settles back,  
 
 Takes a magazine,  
                            F#7+5 (2x2332@1)     Bm (x24432@1)Kicks off his shoes, as he studies the form  
    F#7 (242352@1)                    A7-9 (5453xx@1) 
 Of every appealing soubrette

____Chorus: 1

Dm (xx0231@1)But where are the flowers that he used to bring
              E7 (020130@1)      Am (x02210@1)With every endearing remark  
   Dm (xx0231@1)                    G (320003@1)Reminds her of passionate promises,  
      Dm (xx0231@1)    E7 (020130@1)        A (x02220@1)          Bbdim (3423xx@1)That he only made in the dark, in her bed,  
 Bm (x24432@1)                      E (022100@1) She wants to shout at the back of his head  
         A (x02220@1)                     Bbdim (3423xx@1)Look at me, look at me, look at me I'm afraid  
 Bm (x24432@1)See what it's come to,  
 Gm6 (3x5353@1)                      D7---------/A---/C
 I'm just your Mistress and Maid.

____Verse: 3

D7 (xx0212@1)The wine is warm  
 
 But the dinner is cold  
                               F#7+5 (2x2332@1)      Bm (x24432@1)The look in his eye tells her it won't be long  
           F#7 (242352@1)                         A7-9 (5453xx@1) 
 'till the girls on the page come to life

____Chorus: 2

Dm (xx0231@1)And they'll get the flowers that he used to bring  
              E7 (020130@1)      Am (x02210@1)With every endearing remark,  
     Dm (xx0231@1)                  G (320003@1)And all of the passionate promises  
       Dm (xx0231@1)     E7 (020130@1)         A (x02220@1)           Bbdim (3423xx@1)He'll never fulfill in the dark, in their bed,  
 Bm (x24432@1)                       E (022100@1) She wants to shout at the back of his head  
         A (x02220@1)                      Bbdim (3423xx@1)Look at me, look at me, now that I'm not afraid.  
 Bm (x24432@1)See what it's come to,  
 Gm6 (3x5353@1)                     D7 (xx0212@1)I'm not your mistress and maid.

____Coda:

Bm (x24432@1)See what it's come to,  
 Gm6 (3x5353@1)                     D7 (xx0212@1)I'm not your mistress and maid, *oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh* (Repeat *-*)  
D7 (xx0212@1)*Mistress and maid (Repeat * 4 times)