Am7 (x02010@1)       DWe're (xx0232@1)so sorry Uncle Albert,
         Am7 (x02010@1)                       Dwe're (xx0232@1)so sorry if we caused you any pain.
         Am7 (x02010@1)       DWe're (xx0232@1)so sorry Uncle Albert,
           Gm7              CBut (x32010@1)there's no one left at home
    C# (x43121@1) Dand (xx0232@1)I believe it's going to rain.

Inter 1:[Gm7  C] x4  [C#7  D  Am7  D]

We're so sorry but we haven't heard a thing all day.
We're so sorry Uncle Albert,
but if anything should happen we'll be sure to give a ring.

Inter 2:[Gm7  C9] x3  [Gm7  C  C#7  D  C  D]

We're so sorry Uncle Albert,
but we haven't done a bloody thing all day.
We're so sorry Uncle Albert,
but the lettle's on the boil and we're so easily called away.

Inter 3:[Gm7  C] x4  [C#  D  C  Bb  Gm]

Inter 4:[Am  C (x32010@1)Am (x02210@1)C (x32010@1)Am (x02210@1)C (x32010@1)Em]

 C (x32010@1)   Am (x02210@1)     DmHand (xx0231@1)across the water (Water).
Gm7               F (133211@1)  Ab (xx1114@1)Bb (x1333x@1)CHeads (x32010@1)across the sky.
 C (x32010@1)   Am (x02210@1)     DmHand (xx0231@1)across the water (Water).
G7 (320001@1)              CHeads (x32010@1)across the sky.

Am (x02210@1)            CAdmiral (x32010@1)Halsey notified me.
   Am (x02210@1)                        CHe (x32010@1)had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea.
  Am (x02210@1)                    C (x32010@1)                 EmI (022000@1)had another look and I had a cup of tea and butter pie

(The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie).

Hand across the water...

 CLive (x32010@1)a little be a gypsy, get around (get around).
                           G7Get (320001@1)your feet up off the ground.
                     CLive (x32010@1)a little, get around.
 CLive (x32010@1)a little be a gypsy, get around (get around).
                          G7Get (320001@1)your feet up off the ground.
                     CLive (x32010@1)a little, get around.

Inter 4.

Hand across the water...

C (x32010@1)  G7 (320001@1)  COoh, (x32010@1)ooh...