Verses will all play the same
D5 A5
She lifted the monument in her monumental arms
C5 G5
She was the mother superior with her carry-on luggage charms
D5 A5
She was this androgynous powder nosed girl next door
C5 G5
She had eaten her dog and she was back for more
G5 C5
Back for more
C5 A5 G5
Back for mo-ore
C5 G5
Oh, she was back for more
C5 A5 D5
Some more? yes please, some more
D5 A5
Her gym teacher thought himself a sweat sock demi god
C5 G5
Her geraniums thought themselves an alien pod
D5 A5
Her front porch gave way beneath the classified weight
C5 G5
And when the ambulance came they said it's much too late
G5 C5
Oh, it's much too late
C5 A5 G5
Oh, it's much too, much too late
C5 G5
Oh, it's much too late
C5 A5 D5
How late? Very late, too late
D5 A5
Now the people of New Guinea and the people of LA
C5 G5
Have been pen pals for years cause they both hate ballet
D5 A5
Only the pandas and bears have made a clean getaway
C5 G5
But the news bulletin claims it's gonna be ok
D5 A5
Now Miss Lucy had a sweatshop where the immigrants worked
C5 G5
Problem was they all turned to pumpkins at the twelve o'clock stroke
D5 A5
Promptly confiscated by police precinct number X
C5 G5
That was when the alien geraniums demanded the facts
G5 C5
No violence of course
C5 A5 G5
No violence, no violence, of course
C5 G5
Hey, no violence, of course
C5 A5 D5
Off course? Why yes, of course
D5 A5
Here the story gets hazy and the hair gets too long
C5 G5
The TV gets quiet as we hear a real bad song
D5 A5
The mothers get whiskey and the girlfriends get tongue
C5 G5
And there's a back of a truck selling smoke free lungs
D5 A5
And there's a back of a truck selling alien pods
C5 G5
And there's a back of a truck selling game show hosts
D5 A5
And there's a back of a truck selling the souls of the dead
C5 G5
And there's a back of a truck selling crumb free bread
D5 A5
And there's a back of a truck selling the back of a car
C5 G5
And there's a back of a car selling roadway maps
D5 A5
And there are roadway maps selling the back of a head
D5 C5
Hey, how much for that back of a head, man?
G5 D5
Hey wait a minute, that's my back of a head
A5
Hey you can't sell that man
C5
That's my back of a head
C5
Hey sell it back to me man
G5
Sell it back to me
D5 A5
Hey it's, it's my m-m-m-m-m-m-mine
D5 A5
She lifted the monument in her monumental arms
C5 G5
She was the mother superior with her carry-on luggage charms
D5 A5
She was this androgynous powder nosed girl next door
C5 G5
She had eaten her dog and she was back for more
