verse:

A (x02220@1) G (320003@1)  D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) G (320003@1)        DI (xx0232@1)know you.  I know you've seen her.

A (x02220@1) G (320003@1)  D (xx0232@1)          A (x02220@1) G (320003@1)        DShe's (xx0232@1) a sad tomato.  She's three miles of bad road.


A (x02220@1) G (320003@1)  D (xx0232@1)              A (x02220@1) G (320003@1)        DWalkin' (xx0232@1)down the street.  Will I never meet her?

A (x02220@1) G (320003@1)  D (xx0232@1)               A (x02220@1) G (320003@1)        DShe's (xx0232@1)a real woman-child.  Oh, my kiss, breath, turpentine.

pre-chorus:

B (x2444x@1)

chorus:

E (022100@1) D (xx0232@1)  G (320003@1) A (x02220@1)  E (022100@1) D (xx0232@1)  G (320003@1)      E (022100@1) D (xx0232@1)  G (320003@1) A (x02220@1)  G(Hold)
I am smitten.     I'm the real thing
                              (I'm the real thing).
                                       Have you seen her come around?
                                                         [My crush with
                                                          eyeliner]

ending:

G (320003@1)      E (022100@1)

these are the lyrics the second time through

VERSE:
I'm in like.
I'm in-fatuated.
It's all too much - the pressure
She's all that I can take.
What position should I wear?
or cop an attitude? - Faker
How can I convince her - faker -that
I'm inventive, too?  Yeah.

CHORUS:
I am smitten
I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)
We all invent ourselves and,
[uh, you know me]