Legal Age Life at Variety Store E Well, legal age life at variety store, dealing in dope by the exit door A E Waiting to work like a worm at the core, standing so long in the snow I'm sore B E A E I am the king, I am therefore, what kind of a fool am I? E Well, legal age life at variety store, these are the things that make me roar A E Disco sucks and so does war, the meek shall inherit the earth no more B E A E I am the king, I am therefore, what kind of a fool am I? A E Chorus: And each time I wake up I try to speak A E And I felt a cold river of tears upon my cheek A E And each time I wake up I feel so weak B Dumbfounded E Ah, legal age life at variety store, sticking my head through the passenger door A E Waiting to work like a worm at the core, standing so long in the snow I'm sore B E A E I am the king, I am therefore, what kind of a fool am I? A E Chorus: And each time I wake up I try to speak A E And I felt a cold river of tears upon my cheek A E And each time I wake up I feel so weak B Dumbfounded E Ah, legal age life at variety store, these are the things that make me roar A E Disco sucks and so does war, the meek shall inherit the earth no more B E A E I am the king, I am therefore, what kind of a fool am I? A E what kind of a fool am I? x2
