F (133211@1)                         FDo, (133211@1)do you remember back in middle school
AmWhen (x02210@1)my trunks fell down
Bb (x1333x@1)        CAt (x32010@1)the pool

FEveryone (133211@1)laughed
FExcept (133211@1)for you
AmYou (x02210@1)just let me hold you
Bb (x1333x@1)          CIn (x32010@1)my bedroom

FOur (133211@1)freshman year when
FJulie (133211@1)McNight
AmDumped (x02210@1)me because of my overbite

FI (133211@1)cried all night
FAll (133211@1)over you
AmYou (x02210@1)didn't seem to mind
    Bb (x1333x@1)         CMy (x32010@1)tears or my drool

F (133211@1)            Bb (x1333x@1)     FI (133211@1)could always hold you tight
 F(My (133211@1)favorite pillow)
F (133211@1)                      Bb (x1333x@1)  FSo (133211@1)soft, so cool on your other side
 F(My (133211@1)favorite pillow)

FIn (133211@1)my eyes
FYou've (133211@1)been nothing but classy
AmBut (x02210@1)everybody's saying
AmYou're (x02210@1)nasty

FFull (133211@1)of fungus,
FIt (133211@1)can't be true
AmLaden (x02210@1)with bacteria
Bb (x1333x@1)    CNo, (x32010@1)not you



FBut (133211@1)the thing
FThat (133211@1)really did me in
AmI (x02210@1)learned your full of dust mite excrements

FAnd (133211@1)those dead skin cells
FMay (133211@1)be mine
AmBut (x02210@1)knowing what's in you,
  Bb (x1333x@1)           CI (x32010@1)can't sleep at night

F (133211@1)                     Bb (x1333x@1)      FWe've (133211@1)been through both thick and thin
 F(Because (133211@1)you're a pillow)
F (133211@1)                   Bb (x1333x@1)   FIt's (133211@1)hard to say this is the end
 F(My (133211@1)favorite pillow)

F (133211@1)               Bb (x1333x@1)       FIt's (133211@1)not me, it's definitely you
 F(I'll (133211@1)get a new pillow)
F (133211@1)            
You're a body fluid sponge,
Bb (x1333x@1)      FAnd (133211@1)we're through
[let ring]
(I'm getting a new you)