Intro: F5  A5  Bb5  C5

F5
Do... do you remember back

    A5
In middle school

Bb5
When my trunks fell down

C5
At the pool

F5
Everyone laughed

A5
Except for you

Bb5
You just let me hold you

C5
In my bedroom

F5
Our freshman year

           A5
When Julie McKnight

Bb5
Dumped me because of

C5
My overbite

F5
I cried all night

     A5
All over you

Bb5
You didn't seem to mind

C5
My tears or my drool

F5                        A5
I could always hold you tight

Bb5               C5
[ My favorite pillow ]

F5                               A5 
So soft so cool on your other side

Bb5               C5
[ My favorite pillow ]

F5                                                               A5
In my eyes you've been nothing but classy

Bb5                                             C5
But everybody's saying you're nasty

F5                            A5
Full of fungus it can't be true

Bb5                            C5
Laden with bacteria, no, not you

F5
But the thing that

A5
Did it did me in

Bb5
I learned you're full of

C5
Dust mite excrement

F5
And those dead skin cells

A5
May be mine

Bb5
But knowing what's in you

C5
I can't sleep at night

F5                                            A5
We've been through both thick and thin

Bb5                          C5
[ Because you are a pillow ]

F5                                  A5
It's hard to say this is the end

Bb5               C5
[ my favorite pillow ]

F5                                  A5
It's not me, it's definitely you

Bb5                 C5
[ I'll get a new pillow ]

F5                                                          A5
You are a body fluid sponge and we're through...

Bb5                  C5
[ I'm getting a new you ]