Standard Tuning
EADGBe
Chord Diagrams
G-III B5 C-III D-V
e | --3-- e | --2-- e | --3-- e | --5--
B | --3-- B | --3-- B | --5-- B | --7--
G | --4-- G | --4-- G | --5-- G | --7--
D | --5-- D | --4-- D | --5-- D | --7--
A | --5-- A | --2-- A | --3-- A | --5--
E | --3-- E | ----- E | ----- E | -----
G5 E5 A5 D5
e | --3-- e | --0-- e | --0-- e | --2--
B | --3-- B | --0-- B | --1-- B | --3--
G | --0-- G | --0-- G | --2-- G | --2--
D | --0-- D | --2-- D | --2-- D | --0--
A | --2-- A | --2-- A | --0-- A | -----
E | --3-- E | --0-- E | ----- E | -----
G-III B5 C-III D-V
G-III
You pull out your photos of
B5
Your wedding in the Spring
C-III
And you're confronted by your double chin
D-V
And your bald spot glistening
G-III
You could get a membership
B5
At the fitness hut down the road,
C-III
Or you could pick your mouse up and slim yourself down
D-V
And even give yourself a 'fro.
G-III
Your high school reunion
B5
Is coming next Friday
C-III
And you know everyone will ask to see some
D-V
Pictures of the babies that you've made.
G-III
But the problem is your kid's head is big.
B5
I mean, we're talking "Alien" size here.
C-III
Well, just cut and paste a hat, or at least a doo rag
D-V
And it won't seem so severe.
( D-V) G5 E5
Photoshop your memories.
A5
A picture's worth a thousand words,
D5
So a few white lies shouldn't hurt.
G-III
Your birthday, this past Monday,
B5
Was a fun day, except for one thing:
C-III
Your mother-in-law, who makes your skin crawl,
D-V
Stuck her face in every frame.
G-III
You'd prefer to remember
B5
That day without her tattooed brows.
C-III
The simplest solution: decrease the resolution
D-V
And crop that woman out.
( D-V) G5 E5
Photoshop your memories.
A5
Your real life may be sub-par,
D5
But you can be who you want people to think you are.
( D5 ) G-III
Make yourself thin.
B5
Give yourself abs.
C-III
Remove that mole.
D-V
Say "No" to crack.
( D-V) G-III
Say you went to the Alps
B5
In a luxury car
C-III
With a Swedish Model.
D-V
Just be who you want people to think you are.
( D-V) G5 E5
Photoshop your memories.
A5
A picture's worth a thousand words
D5 G5
So a few white lies shouldn't hurt.