Tom: G5

Intro: G5 G5 G5 G5
 
G5     G5 D5 Bb5 Eb5 C5 
How Peculiar 
G5         G5          G5 
I am all of the above babe, 
G5                          G5 
Johnny long strokes to the grave 
G5             D5          Bb5 
saving all the stamps and spend 
Eb5         C5 
it on a kettle 
G5          G5          G5 
Rub me rub me up right lovely 
G5                          G5 
if you lick it then lick it battery 
G5           D5         Bb5         Eb5 C5 
good and properly all night if you want 

Chorus: 
G5      D5         F5          C5  G5 D5 
I haven't got a clue what to do with you 
F5           C5       G5     D5 
I need for you to love me so much 
F5               C5             A5 
Jesus what am I gonna do with this crush? 
Bb5 
Just get the old fella and whack it up 
A5 
against her tush. 


G5    G5  G5 G5 G5 G5 D5 Bb5 Eb5 C5 
How Peculiar 
G5            G5         G5       G5 
Bend your long legs against the sofa 
G5          G5          D5         Bb5     Eb5     C5 
in the Dorchester, you can get your all bran. 

I'm not into hard sports. 

Chorus: 
G5          D5          F5       C5  G5 D5 
I haven't got a clue what to do with you 
F5              C5           G5      D5 
Jesus all the things my head is going through 
F5            C5             A5 
God what am I gonna do with this crush? 
Bb5 
Just whack the old man out and get it up 
A5 
against her tush. 
G5 G5 G5 G5 G5 G5 D5 Bb5 Eb5 C5 
How Peculiar 
G5                G5       G5       G5       G5 
Jesus what am I to do man I am a depressed man 
G5           D5      Bb5      Eb5         C5 
Not sure what I'm doing all of the day 
D5 
How Peculiar. 
G5                     C5 
I am all of the above man I have what 
G5                     C5 
you want man if you want me here I am 
G5 
Come an get it baby, oh!