Intro: A5 A5 G5 G5 C5 A5 D5 D5 G5 G5 D5 An angel on a Harley A5 Pulls across to greet a fellow rolling stone D5 Puts his bike up on it's stand Leans back and then extends A5 A scarred and greasy hand...he said G5 C5 A5 How ya doin bro?...where ya been?...where ya goin'? D5 Then he takes your hand In some strange Californian handshake G5 And breaks the bone Have a nice day D5 A housewife from Encino Whose husband's on the golf course A5 With his book of rules D5 Breaks and makes a 'U' and idles back A5 To take a second look at you G5 You flex your rod C5 A5 Fish takes the hook D5 Sweet vodka and tobacco in her breath G5 Another number in your little black book C5 E5 These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking C5 E5 These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking D5 G5 Oh babe, I must be dreaming D5 I'm standing on the leading edge A5 The Eastern seaboard spread before my eyes D5 "Jump" says Yoko Ono A5 "I'm too scared and too good looking" I cried G5 "Go on", she says C5 A5 "Why don't you give it a try? D5 G5 Why prolong the agony all men must die" D5 Do you remember Dick Tracy? A5 Do you remember Shane? And mother wants you D5 Could you see him selling tickets A5 Where the buzzard circles over [Shane] The body on the plain G5 Did you understand the music Yoko C5 A5 Or was it all in vain? [Shane] D5 The bitch said something mystical "Herro" G5 So I stepped back on the kerb again C5 E5 These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking C5 E5 These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking D5 G5 Oh babe, I must be dreaming again C5 E5 (repeat and fade) These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking
