Hi guys!! This is my tab for Sammy J and Randys "secrets." I loved this song when
i heard it. im pretty sure most of this is right... i had to write the lyrics
myself, and the chords are all right except maybe a bit in the middle. If you dont
have a capo you can play it open with chrods F#m (for Em), D (For C), A(for G), E
(for D), and at the end the chords C (for A), G(for E), F (for G), Am (for F#m),
but i prefer playing it with the capo on. Enjoy!
Capo 2
Em (022000@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C
I've got a secret, I've got one too
G (320003@1)name="chord_xx0232@1">D
Tell me your secret and I'll tell my secret to you (I will tell you)
Em (022000@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C
Unload your burden, relinquish your lie
GI'm (320003@1)ashamed, you are safe now
DMy (xx0232@1)day of judgment has arrived
C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) DRise (xx0232@1)up, stand tall
Em (022000@1) CFor (x32010@1)the keeper of secrets will fall
G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) DWhile (xx0232@1)the truth teller quenches his thirst - at the fountain of justice!
Em (022000@1) CYou (x32010@1)go first. No after you.
G (320003@1) DRock (xx0232@1)paper scissors? (oh that's funny isn't it, look at that! Sorry. It's paper or
nothing! That was unfair. I apologize.)
Em (022000@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C
Well please I insist after all how can I be so sure
GThat (320003@1)the secret I'm hiding is worth me confiding in you
DIn (xx0232@1)comparison to, your secret
Which might be as boring as bat shit
EmMy (022000@1)standard of secrets are second to none
CThere (x32010@1)are nazi's who would not believe what I've done
G (320003@1)my secrets are massive, I bet I've got more
DI'm (xx0232@1)a secret machine I'm a secrecy whore!
EmI (022000@1)ate your lasagna, I steal from the chemist
C (x32010@1)I've never seen star wars, I text while I'm driving
GI (320003@1)don't flush at parties, I dabble in arsine
D (xx0232@1)I love polystyrene I voted for Howard
Em (022000@1)I leave without paying I j-walk I litter
CI (x32010@1)love mel and koshi I jerk off on twitter
G (320003@1)I don't wear a helmet I wear womens shoes
D (xx0232@1)I slept with your grandma
CI (x32010@1)slept with my grandmother too
G (320003@1)name="chord_xx0232@1">D
but these are mere samples, common examples of everyday
Em (022000@1) CThings (x32010@1)that we keep locked away
C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)and deeper within, there's a bag in the bin
Em (022000@1) Cof (x32010@1)my soul, a secret that's too big to say
G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1)rise up stand tall for the keeper of secrets will fall
C (x32010@1)name="chord_320003@1">G
I cry watching oprah I pose nude for playboy
D (xx0232@1) Em (022000@1)I trained with the Taliban I can't drive a manual car
C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)I slap ugly children I break wind on airplanes
Em (022000@1)I organize cockfights I piss in the spa
A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) D (xx0232@1)I rarely use condoms I throw rocks at traffic
F#mI (244222@1)spread salmonella
A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)told my accountant I'm semi retired
D (xx0232@1) F#mI (244222@1)pay cash in hand coz my visas expired
D (xx0232@1) Aand (x02220@1)secrets are like margarine,
E (022100@1) F#m (244222@1)they're easy to spread but harder to clean
D (xx0232@1)name="chord_x02220@1">A
off your pants and once that stain is seen
E (022100@1) E (022100@1)everyone knows I've been stickin my dick in the fridge!
AWhat? (x02220@1)Nothing. Secrets!