Intro: G5 B5 D5 F5 E5 ( x2 ) Verse: G5 B5 D5 I have a story, a bitter anthem F5 E5 For everyone to hear G5 B5 D5 About this kid who just don't like me F5 E5 And that's a solid fact G5 B5 D5 They say he's hunting me, and as you see F5 E5 I'm all swelled up with fear G5 (pm ) B5 (pm ) D5 (pm ) Cause' I can't get him off my back F5 E5 If you see Chorus: G5 B5 F5 Jordan, if you see Jordan C5 He makes me G5 B5 F5 Sick, he makes me sick C5 High school's G5 B5 F5 C5 Over, high school's over G5 B5 F5 C5 And you still won't quit (Repeat Intro x1) Verse: G5 B5 D5 You tried to fight me down at Tyler's beach F5 E5 And man I think that's great G5 B5 D5 You nearly cried and said to yell at you F5 E5 Like I do at all the girls G5 B5 D5 You drove home real quick, did you make it F5 E5 In time to masturbate? G5 (pm ) B5 (pm ) D5 (pm ) There's one too many of you in this world F5 E5 If you see Chorus: G5 B5 F5 Jordan, if you see Jordan C5 He makes me G5 B5 F5 Sick, he makes me sick C5 High school's G5 B5 F5 C5 Over, high school's over G5 B5 F5 And you still won't quit (Repeat Intro x 3) Verse: G5 B5 D5 You say it's chivalry, well it's jealousy that F5 E5 Led us to this song G5 B5 D5 Won't play it often, just at least until F5 E5 You're gone G5 B5 D5 You'll stop at nothing but the real thing and everything F5 E5 Up to that's pretend G5 (pm ) B5 (pm ) D5 (pm ) You tried to brainwash all my friends F5 E5 If you see Chorus: G5 B5 F5 Jordan, if you see Jordan C5 He makes me G5 B5 F5 Sick, he makes me sick C5 High school's G5 B5 F5 C5 Over, high school's over G5 B5 F5 And you still won't quit Fuck you Outro: G5 B5 F5 Jordan, fuck you Jordan C5 You made me G5 B5 F5 Sick, you made me sick C5 High school's G5 B5 F5 C5 Over, high school's over G5 B5 I don't care if you dye your hair F5 C5 You'll always be a little red-head bitch! Repeat Intro x 4
